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Fence Posts.

Posted by Duke of Cumberland on September 11, 2016 at 10:23am

As a fence post, I object in the strongest possible terms, to being associated with Jayne Hayne. So on behalf of my family and fence posts everywhere - please cease and desist. Thank you.

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Enforcer Eel September 11, 2016 at 11:18am

Wtf?
Electric Eel September 11, 2016 at 11:28am

LOL!
FME September 11, 2016 at 12:39pm

Huh.
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- Eric The 17.78cm Eel September 12, 2016 at 8:30am
  
  Post traumatic salary-cap disorder?
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    - Eric The 17.78cm Eel September 12, 2016 at 8:58am
      
      Weirdest heckle of a ref I ever heard at the footy;
      
      What a face
      What a figure
      With two more legs
      You'd look like Trigger
      - Wizardssleeves official receipts > Eric The 17.78cm Eel September 12, 2016 at 9:01am
        
        Bit more creativity than the old classic " are ya eyes painted on ya dickhead" I guess .
    - Eric The 17.78cm Eel September 12, 2016 at 9:09am
      
      Sluggo, you would have to be fenced in if you were to go postal. We won't use an electric fence, that would be shocking.
- Eric The 17.78cm Eel September 12, 2016 at 9:06am
  
  If he's a wooden post, his head is made of wood, so would his name be Edward or maybe Ed Wood? Would we find out if we asked Edward Woodward? Would I really like an answer? Wooden eye!
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    - Eric The 17.78cm Eel September 12, 2016 at 9:20am
      
      Death, the great equaliser. Trivia, Edward Woodward was married to the actress Michelle Dotrice who played the role of Betty, Frank Spencer's wife.
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        Eric The 17.78cm Eel September 12, 2016 at 3:50pm
        
        The Russian word for a JetSki is Jetski. I can't do the accent, well, nyet yet-ski, Comrade.

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