Fence Posts.

As a fence post, I object in the strongest possible terms, to being associated with Jayne Hayne. So on behalf of my family and fence posts everywhere - please cease and desist. Thank you.

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  • Wtf?
  • LOL!

  • Huh.
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    • Post traumatic salary-cap disorder?
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        • Weirdest heckle of a ref I ever heard at the footy;

          What a face
          What a figure
          With two more legs
          You'd look like Trigger
          • Bit more creativity than the old classic " are ya eyes painted on ya dickhead" I guess .
        • Sluggo, you would have to be fenced in if you were to go postal. We won't use an electric fence, that would be shocking.
    • If he's a wooden post, his head is made of wood, so would his name be Edward or maybe Ed Wood? Would we find out if we asked Edward Woodward? Would I really like an answer? Wooden eye!
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        • Death, the great equaliser. Trivia, Edward Woodward was married to the actress Michelle Dotrice who played the role of Betty, Frank Spencer's wife.
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            • The Russian word for a JetSki is Jetski. I can't do the accent, well, nyet yet-ski, Comrade.
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