Brisbane
Never one to knock back a wild time, Wayne Bennett is celebrating his return to the club by taking the squad to Thailand's Full Moon party followed by the Munich Beer Festival. Bennett will round things off with a trip home via Las Vegas.
Canberra
Ricky Stuart ordered his players to clear their thoughts and seek out a place where playing football at the highest level at great intensity was the furthest thing from their minds. Their stay at Canberra Stadium ends on Sunday.
Cronulla
With most of the club suspended, the remaining squad members were able to book a three-berth cabin at Engadine Tourist Park.
Gold Coast
Staying home. With an average age of 35, the Titans will fit right in with the rest of the Toolies at Schoolies Week.
Manly
Daly Cherry-Evans has invited his closest mates to an all-expenses-paid trip to the destination of their choice. So far the only takers are Grant Goldman and Egor the Eagle.
Melbourne
The Storm players crave anonymity after another gruelling season, escaping to a place where nobody knows their names or what they do for a living. There are few places league players can truly escape their goldfish bowl existence so a two-week break in Melbourne is the perfect tonic.
Newcastle
Now that Tinkler's millions have dried up, the Knights are on a tight budget. They had been promised a trip to the Bahamas. In the end they've had to settle forBateau Bay and the all-you-can-eat bowling club buffet.
North Queensland
Johnathan Thurston and co are heading to Kakadu for an outdoor adventure. Feeding crocodiles is one of the activities planned. In a very generous gesture the Cowboys have invited referees boss Tony Archer to join them.
Parramatta
Choc Watmough has shown his leadership skills already, agreeing to take over end-of-season planning ahead of joining the Eels next year. To get things rolling he's organised a house demolition party...and given out DCE's address.
St George Illawarra
Josh Dugan has arranged a trip to New York with one stand-out highlight. A party on the Empire State's rooftop...BYO Breezers.
Warriors
Social co-ordinator Konrad Hurrell has been blown away by the response to his end-of-season holiday suggestion. The last time we checked, all 53 spots for Konnie's self-drive tour of the north island had been filled and the waiting list sat at 36.
Wests Tigers
Keen for some peace and quiet after a tumultuous season dominated by in-fighting and back-stabbing, the Tigers are off to Syria following a short stopover in Baghdad
ABOVE IS FROM SPORTALAccording to sportal - they also reckon Foran is leaving when his contract expires and he is thinking of Bunnies
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Sorry should have made it clearer as from Sportal
I put it at the end because I did not want to give it away at the start that it was a joke
But that was probably obvious pretty soon anyway
I generally 1ee on the bus- that is my excuse for poor quality