Eels Announce Captain

Eels Official Announcement

Parramatta Eels Head Coach Brad Arthur has today announced the appointment of Joseph Paulo as Captain for the 2015 Premiership season.

Arthur delayed making any decision on the Captaincy until the beginning of February, to be given the time to assess the leadership qualities of each candidate.

"Joseph has his own unique qualities to the Captaincy role," Arthur said.

"I believe he is a great leader both on and off the field and that is important for our Members and fans."

The Coach informed the entire squad of his decision at a team meeting this morning and emphasised how impressed he was by the leadership qualities throughout the group.
"What is really promising is that amongst this group we have a number of players with leadership qualities," Arthur explained.

"Men who have been at the club for a long time, those who haven't, young players and experienced ones, it's a great sign."

Paulo started his NRL career in 2008 and showed leadership qualities from an young age. On the field the creative lock has set a high standard becoming a revolutionary link-man between the forwards and the backs.

Possessing agile footwork and deft side stepping and mesmerizing ball skills, his durability and mental toughness make him a great all-round choice as Captain.

Congratulations to our 2015 Dyldam Parramatta Captain - Joseph Paulo!

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Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown February 3, 2015 at 1:15am

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- ┌∩┐Parody┌∩┐ > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown February 3, 2015 at 1:19am
  
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GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman February 3, 2015 at 6:01am

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- Stevo > GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman February 3, 2015 at 8:20am
  
  And funta has his head in the dirt... Just like a potato
  - GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman > Stevo February 3, 2015 at 12:54pm
    
    Yep can't beat that Steve, schooled me there!
slip February 3, 2015 at 6:23am

Wow, I didn't see that coming. How does a player that is questionable become captain.
RIDER February 3, 2015 at 6:43am

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James February 3, 2015 at 6:58am

Must have been announced at 1am?
Outrunna February 3, 2015 at 7:08am

I cant believe the amount of people that believe anything that is put on the Internet
- coco > Outrunna February 3, 2015 at 12:34pm
  
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