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Dylan Brown , Reed Mahooney and Clint "Eastwood" Gutherson have all Secretley put pen to paper

Posted by Alpha&Omega on March 27, 2019 at 7:24pm in Signing Rumours

Parramattas New and Exciting spine, Whom many Critics suggest could be a 10 yr spine combo Have all put pen to paper in recent days, Extending their stay at the Parramatta Hilton For 4yrs, 3 yrs and 3 yrs respectively.

 

In a Massive 8 million dollar outlay over the 4 yr period.

 

We..... have it on good Authority from the change room rub down Boy  ( FONG ) that all three have completed their weekly

SODUKO and have committed long term.

( Pen to Paper )

 

Talks would have already broken down, with Eels power brokers content to pull their offer completely off the table.

 

But They didn't

with Parramattas resident Bukacke boy stepping in, on behalf of the rorters powerbrokers.


It is not entirely your fault you have NFI.  WE ALL blame Fong for suggesting you morons take Zoloft and Prozac together.
FONG - get this mess cleaned up - IT YOUR FAULT!

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  • Adam Magrath March 27, 2019 at 7:31pm

    If we beat the chooks Fongy will be absent for the remainder of the season LOL.

    • Alpha&Omega > Adam Magrath March 27, 2019 at 7:37pm

      true dat ..LOL

       

      whos box ( Hem ) will he be in this week ?

    • HECTOR WONG > Adam Magrath March 29, 2019 at 11:13am

      All I will say is you don't know cousin Fong 

  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 27, 2019 at 10:14pm

    Chuck

    • Alpha&Omega > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 28, 2019 at 11:12am

      Nope. Try again fisho

       

    • nudger > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 29, 2019 at 11:11am

      hey snake extending your contract for another season i see . u do know that many have gone 1 season too long .

      pay upgrade?  get out clause if BA is sacked ?  do not play sat due to your muslim beliefs .do you need a manager?

  • nudger March 29, 2019 at 11:03am

    can`t stand these dopey posts. when the poster knows it`s bullshit.

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