I an unprecedented move it is rumoured that Donnsta has contacted The Ken to sign on as his assistant.
Donnsta was reported as saying The Ken is in need of her BELIEVABLE crap to restore The Ken's failing reputation back to the dizzying heights he once enjoyed back in 2011.
2012 was a very tough year for The Ken as nearly all his reports fell in a heap due to no fault of his own, but caused mainly by player and player manager greed - PLUS - Parramatta being used so often to push up player contract prices.
The Ken has been decimated by this ploy which is now used by any player from the u16s up, as Parramatta management have yet to realise they are so pathetic at negotiations and keeping their dirty laundry out of the public view.
"Donnsta's 'believable' crap will be like a breath of fresh garlic in a public dunny," close friends of The Ken have told us.
With her busy schedule of doubling during the dark hours as a Soothsayer of great renown Donnsta will be kept occupied by the Ken who has been searching for a replacement "assistant' for some time.
There it is folks - the first 'official' REAL signing rumour of 2013
I am The Magic Mushroom.
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Donnsta and Ken are as thick as thieves , i would suggest they are a lot closer than anybody realises, i would go as far to say that D knows exactly who Crapper is and she is in very regular contact with him giving him direction to pull the wool over many fans on this site, i would actually say that this is a FACT.
Snakie my man, you are definitely on the right wave length here.
D also claims to know who The Enquirer is - I would suggest Donnsta does have a lot more to do with these rumours than we ever imagined.
That's CHUCK you fool. LOL
The ONLYYYYYY reason she went to Ken, was because I knocked her back as my assistant.....
Of course I gave her a good trial for one day and one glorious night, but in the end I had to let her down go....
I know, I'm irresistible.... but she will eventually get over me.
<<<<HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE>>>>
See------------------------- Donnsta is making up rumours already.
Dr Meinoz a "WELL" respected medico ------------------- Pffft.
He is as sick as the rest of us - he just got a good computer and printer to print out his own certificates. LOL
Donnsta - that is UNbelievable.
i have less body hair than that guy, i think its mule.
i would suggest that Donnsta has met Ken in person and that she has been covering for him all year.
I would also suggest that D has had a long association with ken, and gets a good laugh out of his antics on this site, anybody that has followed Kens posts would have seen the clues, sorry to give you up D, but you deserve it for your antics of late....
I will also say that Donnsta knows EXACTLY who the enquirer is, and that she pulls many strings behind the scene here and always has....
She is the Godmother/godfather of this site, thats a fact.
Whilst I am aquainted with the delightful Ms Donnsta I can confirm she does not forward information on to me.
Obviously her association with my erstwhile colleague Mr Ken Crapper does appear to be, Ha-Hum, shall I say somewhat more intimate than her relationship with me.
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