I am so over the princess.Yet the Daily Telegraph feels compelled to bore me every day with reports about,Jarryd's first dump in a toilet where the water swirls the opposite way! I don't give a flying fcuk.

Everything the princess has said about having "done it all",not having trained hard with weights for ages etc,all show the precious attitude he had and good riddance to the c**t.

Please,please,please let the Jarryd Hayne stories be over.

I just hope the cricket this summer will be engrossing.Watching Aus vs Pakis in an empty stadium is depressing and embarrassing.Thank you so bloody much,you f**king,islamic fundamentalist ,arseholes who have ruined what was one of the great cricketing spectacles,1000s of screaming,fanatical cricket fans,in a heaving ,steamy stadium  in Karachi or Lahore.

You can almost hear Richie Benaud aka Billy Birmingham reading out the Pakistan team list ,Learnt To carve Al-amb,Onlyhaz Forteeth,Wasim Ranamadroota,Wazi Akrim,Whatooyah Mean Wazi,Ahkeep Mateeth Inajar Bezaidabed,Jarovegemitefor Miandad,Gold.

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  • Tom, you wanna try making one point sometime. It reallyworks.

    • Bernie,my disappointment and longing for past glories are my point.

  • Tom, I don't know that Islamic fundamentalists have much to do with that. Or international cricket for that matter. But  I agree with you  a post-Hayne world is looking fine.

    • Bernie don't you follow world events?The whole reason they aren't playing in Pakistan is because a few years ago the touring Sri Lankan team was shot at by islamic,"religion of peace" wankers.Lawson,the then Pakistani coach famously said that Pakistanis love their cricket too much to allow terrorist activity.He was proven spectacularly wrong.Pakistani fans are denied seeing their team play,and for security reasons Aus vs Pakistan matches are played in empty stadiums in Abu Dhabi or wherever the hell they are.

      Another coup for the religion of peace.

      • WTF has that got to do with Parra? Surely there is an I Hate Islam blog you can post on.

        • WTF are you so protective of those pricks?You can post your I Luv Islam on another blog.I post about cricket because of the lack of League at the moment.I need my sporting fix and an empty stadium does not cut it.

  • Never fear Tom there will be another 5 blogs on Hayne come 7am.
    TBH haven't read a 'Hayne swims with Dolphins' one yet. Might be interesting.
  • Nice tits Tom.
  • Me feels a closed blog coming on.

  • Tom you forgot two Pakastani batsmen.
    Imethim Inagaybar and Gee Whatawanker.
    Oh and Micars Abitrusty.
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