Denis Fitzgerald

Why every time you see Denis on TV lately or any other time for that matter, he is carrying a briefcase/work dairy with a bit if paper work on top, what could it possibly be, why is he carrying a briefcase/work diary? Is he playing nougats & crosses with himself in these 'meetings' to make him look the part or is it just a wank to make himself look professional?

Quick story - I have a mate down my way who is a Builder who always takes an empty briefcase to onsite meetings with clients. He does it deliberately to 'look' the goods. 

Is Denis using this trick??

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  • What flavour nougat is it?
  • Pineapple n blueberry

  • Bwahahahahaha, you might be onto something SCE

    Dennis is a very handsome man, in the picture above he has the face of an SS guard in Auschwitz who has just found out he has a new shipment in, god bless him.

  • We had a person who lost a briefcase at work- we opened it to find out it belonged a local solicitor.

    Its only contents- flavoured condoms and lube.

    Not surprisingly he was very sheepish when he collected it

    Does Denis have lube and condoms in his???
  • Id suggest to Dennis he sticks his head in a bucket of quick set cement and leave it there for a few hours, then go take a swim off north head.

  • There used to be some homeless bloke who used to walk around Queen Street Mall with a tatty suit and tie and a battered old Briefcase.   Finally he gave up the facade and now just wears a nap sack and a mullet.  Not sure why i shared this story maybe i just think an arsehole like Denis deserves to be homeless pretending to be someone important........

  • The "MESSIAH"  has a brief case? WOW

    This unflushable just won't quit.

  • He's the most delusional man I know. Hands down.
  • Why wont he just go away???? 

  • Probably full of gay porn , leather masks and tennis balls
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