Daniel Alvaro "I'm Not Billy"

At this afternoon team announcement, Daniel Alvaro was approached by Danny "the jedi " Weilder and asked How did he feel after waiting 73" mins last week "YOUR"E ON ".

Quick as a whip Daniel replied,

" I wiped the sleep from my eyes, stretched me quads, let a little fart go and ran on."

" No nerves , just pure joy at representing the club I grew up dreaming of playing for"

When Weider pressed if he felt like another "Billy Rodgers" Daniel Replied....

"I have my naturalization papers or better know as a birth certificate so i don't need a work visa.
"Besides I'm not blowing the coach"

"Hopefully I get at least 25 to 40 minutes this week to impress, then I will have double Billy's career of actual time on field and in less games too,

Weilder , being the ever present scholar on the cusp of legitimate breaking news, exclusive scoops and the highest Journalistic Integrity quickly asked before Daniel Alvaro scratched his nads and disappeared into the sheds.

"Daniel are you aware you look like "Danny Wicks from afar ?
same 1st name and looks, coincidence or what ?

Alvaro snarled @ Weilder and said ,

"Leave my mum out of this"

EDIT: thought I'd have a crack @ the lack of respect Alvaro got for his Incredible 7 minutes display last week. Now that sefa has been dropped the kid should get at least 25 to 40.

Thats more than BILLY !

and yes its Fake JESUS. even weilder's not that shite um, well , maybe !

"Roosters have always been shit R1, they got 50 put on them last year vBroncos and has also lost R1 Tigers after Teddy left and against Dolphins in their inturgal NRL match.
We would of even beaten them had we played them last night instead."

"I respect their opinions Nitram but,to come out and put shit on a player who didn't play in the game is ludicrous. If he had said Junior, JDB or Pezet you could understand."

"Is it MON that needs to change? I mean i know the answer is more likely yes but the fact he has gone for so many big targets and cannot get them is concerning and surely Beach and Saranatinos know that. Surely Ryles sees that."

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1ee June 2, 2015 at 7:53pm

Hahahahaha serious? If it's a true story he's a champion!
- Tentonz > 1ee June 2, 2015 at 9:32pm
  
  It's as real as you want it to be ontha...
- 1ee > 1ee June 2, 2015 at 10:17pm
  
  Hahaha parody!!!
Turpy June 2, 2015 at 10:55pm

That's an insult to Parody
North Parra Eel June 2, 2015 at 11:07pm

Love your work Marky Mark!
Beer Baron June 3, 2015 at 12:04am

Is there scope for the best fake blog of he year?? Can't be an 1eyeeel award coz I've seen a few pearlers from parody and co
Beer Baron June 3, 2015 at 12:04am

Can it
GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman June 3, 2015 at 12:25am

Will the real Danny Weilder please stand up?
RIDER June 3, 2015 at 7:45am

Chuck, as far as some of your blogs go..... this ones a keeper

Mind you that doesnt say much about some of your other ones.... lol
- Mark Wahlberg > RIDER June 3, 2015 at 6:12pm
  
  seriously who the fark you on abouts ??

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