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Dancing Gutho - what is he worth

Posted by Wile E. Coyote on April 18, 2019 at 10:49pm in NRL

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2019/04/18/were-home2/

We have been valuing Guth all wrong. Ranking as full back, captain, ACL track record, role model are BS.

Guth's true value is based on his dancing ability - see above - and does anyone have the clip of him practicing his moves during the Sharks game.

Based on Guth's Dancing moves, what is he worth? - 100K, 600K or 700K. Based on this video I would give him -$600K/year and that has a minus sign at the front - sorry Guth - dont give up your full-back job

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  • Nick April 19, 2019 at 12:14am

    3 yrs x 600k. I think the second offer was actually a touch more than that

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    • Wile E. Coyote April 19, 2019 at 10:26am
      1. Fluoro slime?
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        • Wile E. Coyote April 20, 2019 at 10:15am

          Not sure Gutho is old enough to own a VHS

  • MontoEel April 19, 2019 at 10:11am

    I can tell you what he's not worth.

  • ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER April 19, 2019 at 3:44pm

    I say $670.000 for two years 

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      • Brad skyfleet April 20, 2019 at 4:50pm

        Im up in arms with gutho , i think he is good enough for 1st grade now but i wouldnt of made him captain ,i would of left him in 2nd grade last few years if we had hayne or someone better , if he wasnt made captain we know he wouldnt of asked so much , 450 k was on the money for him.

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