Crap Supporters

I thought it was just me but I didn’t realise how full of crap some of you supporters are. Being a Crapper, I’m impressed. Here are a few examples:

March 26^th “Poore just let him go Attack= Crap,Defence=Crap”

June 27^th “Keating out he is crap”

Aug 7^th 09 On Hayne “What if he plays crap and we’ve wasted all this money on him”

July 7^th 09 “Ben Smith was crap”

July 3^rd “ Luke Burt, Jeff Robson are shit”

April 12^th “ I think our halves are shithouse”

July 18^th “This guy Wright is shit”

Sept 4^th 09 “ I see someone say Robo is shit – same with Grothe, Burt, Penguin and Slow Keating “

April 8^th “Tahu = shit hands, shit reads in defence”

July 4^th “ Can’t wait for Mateo and Inu to get the hell out of this club they are crap”

Aug 21^st 09 “ Cayless his usual piece of shit”

June 26^th "So its all Morts fault the season is shit is it?" YES! And on KK going “can they take his brother with him both crap”

And there’s a shit load more where they came from. Now I know I have missed a few players as I only had a few minutes to do my research but I am very confident you SHIT supporters out there haven’t missed one. You will be glad to know the Crappers of this world are pleased with how full of crap you really are. I look forward to flushing out a few more in the future.

I’m Ken Crapper

When we were really struggling earlier in the season, Phil was moved to set up a 'Trash' section for just these sort of rants. It hasn't really been utilised of late as the criticism seemed to tone down a bit but unfortunately, after Jono Wright's performance against the Cowboys in particular, a lot of the mindless negativity seeped back into the main blogs.

As I've said before, Wright may not be up to standard of a regular NRL centre yet - he may never reach that level - but he is being selected at present out of necessity and the constant bashing of him is mind-numbingly stupid. If DA had other options and persisted with Wright, perhaps some of these armchair experts might have some legitimate ammunition, but that hasn't been the case and so the vast majority of criticism is unwarranted, lacks substance and is unfair.

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Eeldarado July 18, 2010 at 9:27pm

EXCELLENT RESEARCH KENNY

NOW BACK TO THE STUDIO!!
eelsy July 18, 2010 at 9:29pm

would stand by alot of that
- Ken Crapper > eelsy July 19, 2010 at 7:14am
  
  Only 2 ? Oh you are surely too modest. I'm positive your blogs and replies are full of a lot more crap than you take credit for Sailor Moon.
  I'm Ken Crapper
Eeldarado July 18, 2010 at 10:18pm

The name and shame report!!!!
anthony July 19, 2010 at 3:52am

oh crap
Tinkerbell July 19, 2010 at 4:15am

This blog just shows that if every player were dropped that had had a poor performance, Parramatta's team would change faster than most people change their underpants!

Football players are human and make mistakes. Our boys need to know that they have the support of the supporters so they can have the confidence to improve - like they are doing right now! :-)
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" July 19, 2010 at 3:26pm

Hard to make an honest living these days Ken with all the crap thieves getting your headlines?

You definitely put a better spin on crap than the others - don't be discouraged man

Crapper rules
BTW - did I hear a whisper that you are doing an interview with FDA on a lot of this crap?
Eeldarado July 19, 2010 at 7:00pm

I agree nothing wrong with constructive criticism I have recently posted blogs on Johno Wright without going into any exmples period!!

BUT when I watch a player who is suppose to be of First Grade calibre and have seen him struggle and look totally outclassed and out of his league for weeks on end it frustrates you into being critical!!

I have no real issues with the Eels current line up barring Wright the bloke as stated to me looks totally out of his League!!!
Ryot Wilson July 19, 2010 at 7:48pm

This response was better than your article, which was the weakest so far, however I still enjoyed them keep em coming.
Bourbon Man July 20, 2010 at 8:55am

When we were really struggling earlier in the season, Phil was moved to set up a 'Trash' section for just these sort of rants. It hasn't really been utilised of late as the criticism seemed to tone down a bit but unfortunately, after Jono Wright's performance against the Cowboys in particular, a lot of the mindless negativity seeped back into the main blogs.

As I've said before, Wright may not be up to standard of a regular NRL centre yet - he may never reach that level - but he is being selected at present out of necessity and the constant bashing of him is mind-numbingly stupid. If DA had other options and persisted with Wright, perhaps some of these armchair experts might have some legitimate ammunition, but that hasn't been the case and so the vast majority of criticism is unwarranted, lacks substance and is unfair.

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