With "the news" to be handed down tomorrow and filling the media for days, Ron and Chief will be in copy/paste meltdown trying to post the articles first.
Make sure you have new batteries in your mouses, and middle fingers at the ready to fire off those right clicks boys.
May the best copy/paste 1Eyed Eel reporter win.
Below: Ron and Chief in the early years of their journalistic careers.

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What are the betting markets saying on this Bert?
Early money leaning towards Ron, being unemployed is a great advantage on big news days.
Current odds: Ron $1.75 Chief $2.10.
And as you all can recognize from the amount of time Ronaldo spends in the cupboard, the uber driving gig has tremendous benifits, and luxurious sleep in rules.
Ron will be champion !!!
Don't let me down Chief... I just got you at $2.70 with Bet365!
"I'm busy at work tomorrow" hahahaha
Your odds just shortened with those 5 words.
I'm a victim of all this salary cap stuff...making me very suss about everything ;))
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