Congrats

Hello Folks,  

 

Let me please congratulate you on another Wooden Spoon. What an achievement, the Spoon is back where it belongs in the now bursting full wooden cabinet stationed in the wooden run down creaky corridors of the Eels leagues club. 

The spoon is back home where it is most loved and deserved, this is the 14th time it has returned home, that is some record. The Eels are champion losers and perennial under achievers, this spoon is befitting of such a dire, hapless and gutless team such as the Parramatta Eels.

Please do enjoy your enormous amount of cutlery that you have collected over the years. Your demise and sustained failure over a long period has been a pleasure to watch. The false hope for the Eels fans at the start of each season that fades away quicker than another Eels loss is both predictable and a joy to see play out.

Good luck next season playing out of the new Western Sydney Wanderers Stadium. I wish you sustained failure.

Love

TD

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  • Good to see you back habibi.Is your goat on it's period?

  • Beautiful Top dawg welcome back cuz.

    I'm also very happy to deliver the news that desi hasler has pumped the doggies through the arse in regards to your salary cap situation. It's too bad because you guys won't be seeing the top 8 for the next decade ; )
  • Can’t argue with any of that..,,,,

  • And the huge mail is - Klemmer will be announced to parramatta after next weekend
    • I wish.....

  • Haha you kent! good to see you back!

  • Was good to see des treated ur club like the woman ur club treated in coffs harbour
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  • Hey you aint gone much better than us.

  • Top Dawgy your the best. We miss you lots.

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