Captain soft serve

Seriously how poor was our captain tonight???

59m from 7 hit ups from our captain and forward leader.  You only have to listen to him after the game.  he couldn't inspire a 14 yr teenager to spurt a load at the playboy mansion with his dick out.   Can't believe this bloke has been made captain of Parra.  He offers zero onfield leadership.

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  • Softer than Elton John at bad girls.

  • Many people think just being nice makes him a good leader Al...

  • lol nothing is that hard Kram ;-)

  • Gower looks like captain material to me

  • For reference, our real Captain AKA Sefa stood up making more runs, metres and tackles than the imposter AKA Captain Soft Serve.

  • True... we have not been a club loaded with captain material for many years. Plenty of talk pre-season of Choc or Peatsy as alternatives but I think both have been well below their best to date this year - not that form is the only prerequisite but I don't know how 'inspiring' either have been this year so far...

  • Hahaha Al.

    `He couldn't inspire a 14 yr teenager to spurt a load at the playboy mansion with his d*** out`.

    Instant classic.

  • Some people where talking him up for Origin Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • Choc may be playing average at the moment, but when he's on the field, he looks like he should be capt.

  • Without a shadow of a doubt the most inept and poor captain in the history of the club, ive said it before, we should have let Tim go.

    I can promise everybody one thing, when he retires in 20 years our pack will not miss him on the park one bit, we will be a better pack over night especially in intensity and aggression with the right buy, id drop Tim when Paulo gets back, we need some serious muscle and line bending from our props, if not drop him id bench him, but as i said last week he needs the captaincy stripped over night to give us some credibility, i actually think Tim has a negative effect as captain, his personality, charisma, presence and on field leadership is non existant, Tims a complete bore, his energy as a person is so vanilla and bland, and if your capt, that rubs off, best bloke in the world Tim is, no doubt hes a lovely big hearted and good guy, but thats not whats needed as capt.

    We need a captain that demands respect on the park, who has intensity on the park, footy smarts, the ability to get the most out of the ref and the ability to lift his boys.

    when will people smell the coffee, one thing him being capt has told me, that BA might have some serious problems with creating a winning culture, he has misjudged Tims personality and smarts as Capt material and im seriously asking if BA has an understanding of the idea of a capt and his on field roll, Tims such a total drip that he is embarrassing to watch at the pressers, he simply is not a leader he has zero charisma, zero presence as a seasoned player, hes completely one dimensional on the park, Tim has been holding our front row back for years, and the meters he gets every week will be eaten up by jnr paulo, we will have more aggression, attitude, line busting ability, jnr pumps his fellow pack up, you can see the momentum and aggresion he delivers, thats worth its weight in gold, way more valuable than an extra few meters every game

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