Watching the game on the weekend one thing kept popping into my head , and that was Phil Sim and his notorious " D" .  Phil has pulled his D out on occasion and to date it has been at horribly inappropriate times .  Nobody wanted to see it , nobody wanted to think about it , and baring Super and a few other overly enthusiastic fanboys , nobody was hopping on Phils " D " .  But let me tell you now , yesterday I could certaily smell it . The enticing aroma of Phils "D" was so strong I could smell it from Wollongong . 

watching some of our strapping young men running round yesterday , sweat beading off their brows , playing like they know each other from head to toe , I remembered the sight of Philip Sim's " D" inappropriately popping up on our screens like a set of dogs balls on a cat .  It started with RCGs stride to the tryline , a journeyman , destined for the scrap heap , then I remembered my very own criticism of the Carty signing and how BA has seemingly proven even a seasoned expert like me wrong ,  even Gutho a bum winger from Manly , Browny another pretender  , the list  goes on .  Individually they don't stand a chance of ever being privy to Phils " D" . But as a collective they're like Voltron , all joining together to create a big powerful "D" which can't be rubbed out by the common man . 

But until yesterday Phils "D" seemed forever to be without a head . Yes BA could nurture it , play with it , move it around , could bring a bloke onto it , take a bloke off it , but he just couldn't find that perfect fit for Phils "D" . But that changed yesterday ladies and gentleman , that changed when Brad brought in the fruits of his own loins to head Phils " D" , our Voltron is complete .  Phils " D" is out there and it doesn't care about consent , it's in your face like it or not , it's taken many men but I feel we have arrived at the time for Phils " D" to be shared far and wide . 

Members old and new , Dare I say I think Phils Dynasty has finally arrived . 

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  • Being on the boards aged the poor fucker.

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    • Looks to have lost a little spark in those eyes from all the stress . 

      more of a Dim Sim now . 

      • The Perminator lives!

      • Hes finally getting that Parramatta rd, used car salesman look in this pic i reckon.

        Outstanding work Phil.

         

        • I've scoured the Leagues Club AGM minutes, and there was no mention of Phil in there. I think the whole "I'm on the board now" line is a ruse and he actually is a Parramatta Rd car salesman, he just doesn't want to admit it.

    • I'd say that all those intense AGM's have finally caught up with Phil.


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    • 8940492492?profile=RESIZE_930xHas Phils new found riches pushed him towards the trend of getting one of those celebrity chins all the cool kids are getting done ? 

  • Don't mention the Dynasty blog, it's cursed.

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