Eccentric and colourful player-manager Snake (I do the business) Le Shedmyskin has confirmed that he is in lengthy discussions with the Eels FC regarding one of his rising stars in his stable.
Burty (The Russian) Grigor has been chomping at the bit to secure the first-grade contract since he had switched from prop to wing last year.
Burty was asked to comment about the news and didn't give much out, except for the quote, "I have been training religiously for this chance".
In 2016 season playing for the Blue Bags we saw him score 32 tries playing the first half of the games in forwards and the second half on the wing.
Player-manager Le Shedmyskin has said there are some NRL teams chasing Burty Grigor however Burty has explained his lifelong ambition is to play for the team he and his father AAE Grigor have barracked all their lives.
With, out of form winger Semi Trailer leaving the club at the end of 2017, Parra fans are absolutely ecstatic that they are getting the most promising player ever not to play the NRL in 2016. To quote an astute commentator on players on the rise Ricky (i love Schulte) Rick, 'this player Burty could start a dynasty of premierships well into the 2020's.
This is a huge compliment considering Ricky Ricky is known to be a very conservative commentator regarding the potential of up and coming players.
Some other Eels fans which are called the human centipedes (Parra Dude, Ron and little shit Khagan) could not comment as they were chewing each other faeces.
A picture of the reaction Burty (the Russian) Grigor after been told he might play for the almighty Parra Eels
From your roving reporter Vincent Vega, go hard Burty Grigor or go home.
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LOL, What is this about vince?
Tumbleweeds.......
it was put up for Burty, as he said he was going to get back into shape and replace Semi for 2018 and he said you were his manager, the rest is artistic licence