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BUNKER STRIKES AGAIN

Posted by Ruprecht Amadeus Mozart on April 25, 2022 at 9:45pm

Dear, oh dear.

It seems the NRL truly are employing chimps to run the Bunker.

I just need somebody to explain to me how ANYBODY could possibly allow Daniel Tupou of the Roosters to stay on the field after viewing this.

https://www.theroar.com.au/2022/04/25/dragons-defence-turns-roosters-away-to-record-first-anzac-day-win-since-2018/

Now it's bad enough that none of the on-field officials saw fit to send Tupou off, but I'll forgive them. They see the footage only once, somebody might be in the way, etc.

But the orangutans in the bunker see it in slo-mo, different angles, multiple viewings, etc.

So why was Tupou allowed to stay on the field?

Perhaps the most blatant head shot you've ever seen. Nothing reflex about it - he had plenty of time to adjust his point of contact.

Forget the bin, he should have been sent.

Coach Griffin said of the incident "You'd have gotten two years in jail for that"

So please, can anybody shed some light on this one?

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Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 25, 2022 at 9:48pm

Rup ive got the exclusive footage straight from the bunker as they were making that decision.
- MeelK > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 25, 2022 at 9:51pm
  
  LOL Snake
- Ruprecht Amadeus Mozart > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 25, 2022 at 9:57pm
  
  I should apologise to chimps worldwide.
  
  I'm sure even they would have made the right decision.
  
  Something stinks in the bunker / MRC / judiciary $$$$$
  - Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > Ruprecht Amadeus Mozart April 25, 2022 at 10:00pm
    
    Wonder if chimps could actually do a better job in the bunker?
    
    Theres some food for thought.
    - MeelK > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 25, 2022 at 10:04pm
      
      There is a Mythbusters episode right there
      - Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > MeelK April 25, 2022 at 10:07pm
        
        surely if we just gave some chimps a big screen, some peanuts and a red and green button, id back them in to get a better result, and a lot cheaper..
        
        MeelK > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 25, 2022 at 10:17pm
        
        Be piss funny to watch too. They could live stream the bunker all match. It would draw in a lot of new fans.
        
        Browny > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 25, 2022 at 11:19pm
        
        If Amy from Big Bang theory can train her Monkey to smoke surely we can get her to train them for the bunker.
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DndWHW6pmc
        
        The Big Bang Theory - Amy's Smoking Monkey
        
        Season 4, Episode 21All copyrights go to their respective owners.
- Frank The Tank > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 26, 2022 at 2:36pm
  
  Haha
MeelK April 25, 2022 at 9:57pm

I doubt anyone will be able to provide a reasonable answer to this one RAM. Annesley will front up tomorrow and say they fucked up, no one will get sacked, and they'll all hope the fans have forgotten about it in a few days.