Brissyeel rushed to hospital!

There is only so much blood an erection can hold before Mount Krakatoa blows.

You were one of the minority that gave us a hope in hell of winning- well done mate.

I hope you are off your chops enjoying the win. Or at the blood bank getting a transfusion for all of the blood loss from the fun snorkel.

Its 9am in Brazil and im as high as a kite and drunk as a skunk enjoying the win.

Rub the skin off it Brissy as you fall asleep looking at the BA poster you have glue tacked to the ceiling!

My biggest fear though is the club will announce the "Collision chasers" 3 year extension tomorrow.

Boa noite amigos... bom dia to Bert, Rio never sleeps 🍻 

 

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  • Haha auto correct. erection / election. 

  • Quality post. Respect Brissy.

     

  • LOL

    • Omg I love this 

      poor spaniel. 

  • Brissy are you ok mate? I know a few people in the medical game in QLD. Reach out if you need some VIP treatment. 

  • Maybe people will lay off Brissy now.  Even if we revert back to shit next week, this week's performance makes it pretty damn clear that a big portion of the issue lies on the shoulders of the players.  A shit coach doesn't just fluke it into the semis.

    Gutherson hit it on the head tonight in the post game interview when he highlighted Fergos performance and how he's the most experienced player in the team.  He set the bar for that win. He was up so the whole team was up. Hence why we need that mistake free experienced captain if we are going to play at that level week in week out. 

    • Respect ✊🏼 Wiz.

    • Gutherston was blowing up at him in the first 10 to get in field and do a few hit ups when we were bringing the ball back. 

    • That's why I felt Woods when linked was a good option to be signed experience and that calm head to move us forward.

      BA is a good coach some have just felt we need something new to move that next step, but yeah Wiz he is a very good coach let's hope he be even better, leave it til their last game this year to judge I believe 

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