The Strength Conditioning and Defense departments are pleased to announce today the new acquisitions to our football department. We have spotted a weakness and have corrected it with some of the best talkers and thinkers in the game.

More information will be released as it comes to ✋.

Contract is for 5 years at $750 K each. BARGAIN.

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        • Slugg,  it might be an idea to keep Monto away from any press conferences. And people, too.

  • My first immediate questions are whom does what. Strength . Conditioning. Defense. ?

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      • Now we really are stuffed .just my humble opinion 

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          • I have changed my humble opinion if that’s the case .just as long I’m not classified as the ass licker

        • Nah.

          Vast improvement on what we got. I just wondering if pops is a balls and all tackler or cut em in half.

           

  • Right -so I got left out AGAIN?

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    I tort those silly old demented baskets everything they ever forgot.

  • Sir Col gets an offer to do the offensive Defense. $650 K plus expenses. Ya know outfit and all.

  • Conehead, I think maybe you've had one too many cones and it's gone to your head!

    • Maybe. But the Eels could I'll afford not to accept and trust these fine gentlemen's input at a reasonable price of course.

      Sir Col can chip in. Snake too. His rub downs are delightful.

       

  • Is that like .the Dingo ate my baby.what a poor excuse 

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