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An unnamed chair has lodged a formal complaint against Eels naughty boy Kenny the Cramp Edwards.A spokesman for Kenny's legal team has stated that the charge will collapse & be thrown out of Court as the chair does not have a leg to stand on.

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  • Oh dear!

    • Well, at least I didn't say something about putting an offer on the table to pay for damages.
  • Sounds like a seat up to me.

    • If the chair has made a false claim it might find itself up in front of the Bench.
  • I heard he is getting 5 years for it

    469 Wilful damage
    (1) Any person who wilfully and unlawfully destroys or damages any property is guilty of an offence which, unless otherwise stated, is a misdemeanour, and the person is liable, if no other punishment is provided, to imprisonment for 5 years.
  • Somebody, must be really bored.
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