BREAKING: Eels sign new coaching team

Brad Arthur has been sensationally sacked, after another insipid performance by the Eels vs the Storm. The new team is inexperienced but can at least claim to know what counts as an adequate performance. 
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  • Bring on Humphrey bear 

    he's gen x he knows how to work hard 

    • Sorry, he got done for no pants around kids.

    • SURELY SOMEONE ON THIS SITE MUST KNOW SOMEONE ON THE BOARD. SEND A MESSAGE THAT THE LONG SUFFERING FANS WANT A CHANGE ASAP, STARTING WITH THE ENTIRE COACHING STAFF AND HALF THE PLAYING ROSTER 

  • Forgot to mention the new coaching team ticks all the boxes for inclusivity.

    • came here to say they actually do resemble a leftist inclusive team. We have the colour , the trans , the peado looking one in the bow tie , the muso ,the mentally unstable ,  Kermit the cucked , and that one in the middle with the green jacket looks like every Newtown lesbian I've ever seen 

  • Kermit and the gang will get them going. Do a better job than atm.

  • Just googled this, check the date!!!! We have suffered for 5 years wanting the same Bennett change

     

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    • Get it on ppl 

  • Hahaha....at least Animal always puts in 100% effort.

  • The title had me excited until I opened the blog.

    You're a tease Daz

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