BREAKING: Eels overhaul support staff.

After last nights embarrassment against the Rabbitohs, where Brad Arthur's team played like the same one that collected the wooden spoon in 2018.

BA has sort the assistance of none other than UA, to get the team back on track for a tilt at the finals, after firing blanks for the past 6 weeks.

It is believed that UA will further simplify the already predictable and boring as bat shit game plans his nephew dishes up every week.

"The bloody bald bogan is out of ideas, he looks like a haemorrhoid you are hoping will just disappear up there in the bloody coaches box. UA, was quoted as saying.

The club also confirms UA will be standing in for BA in all post game press conferences and media commitments for the remainder of the 2020 season.

No further comment will be made.

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  • Lol!!!!

     

     

    waits for BA eel to have another massive sook.

  • haha who would of thought a post from you was coming 

  • Well alo there kiddies it's unkl arfa 'ere and tonight where gonna go and get our widdle keyboards out and  we're all gonna dish some shit out about our coach cause our teams only in fird place and now only has the second best defence but we got owned tonight didn't we boys and girls. So let's all get wheeeely cwanky and show those footy player that we are real fans and reaaaally hate when we lose a game 

    • gold

    • Haha now that's some thigh slapping shit....

  • I honestly don't understand how Kidwell gets paid as our defense coach 

    • Ditto. Kidwell should be let go immediately. Price would do the job for free for the remainder of the year and regardless of what you think of his politics, no one would want to put in a shit defensive performance like the Souths game and then face Price after the match. If only one change comes after that disgraceful effort against Souths, let it be Price and Muggleton to replace Kidwell as defence coach. This team needs an injection of mongrel NOW not more Kumbaya.

  • It is clear to me that Parra cant go around next year with the same playing group. New blood is required.

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