Brad is very not smart, and he is v.busy
Us at 1EE are v.smart, but we are not v.busy, sooo...lets help Brad.
He gets confused. He need things Explained. Like, Eels don't need to chase the collision, because collision is chase us. Eel has ball, collision, drop ball Other teams say collisions fuck Eels up. And us Eels often drop ball. If Eels have ball, but No Collision hit them, they have scored try run over sideline
so ThingExplainer4Brad is "If you have collision and you are hold ball, Keep holding ball'
Concept words fuck with him too. Like Brad knows he can dig hole with shovel, but you can also dig hole with brain. A big Brainhole you can dig, Big 'nuff to push all Eels in. But some holes you don't have to dig 'em at all. Some holes just appear. Like they appear right in front of teams that play Eels. Left and right they appear, but when Eels look up, no holes appear. Never. Some holes have always been there, but they is invisible until Eels really look.. Like ones in Brads gameplan. Shovel-dug holes are oft-times filled with bodies sooo
so ThingExplainer4Brad is " If a hole appear, put an Eel body in it"
please keep help words simple, as this Thing Explainer is how he will fix us.
Pls 1EE, Brad need help from internet and TCT is useless arselickers, which is useless unless you need your areslicked.
Best poster will play halfback for 3 weeks, and be hated on by everyone and win the Internet
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No offence, but what the hell did i just read? Paul Kent makes more sense.
You say No Offence, then stick me in with P.Kent
Fuck you Lb, Fuck you. (no offence)
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God mate settle down
It said " hold the ball and don't leave holes". But said Simply, lb.
Cause The Solution is Simple
You also said that the Eels like to think that they play hard but other teams have worked it out that all you have to do is stand up to the Eels pack and and the Eels will crumble and end up dropping the ball.
You also said that the JA experiement was a disaster and some people on this site could have played better,
This guy gets it.
So do I Randy.....I said before I read this you would make a good coach because you appeal as a lateral thinker.
Doing this in broken english is also very clever that way BA can put it on the white board so all player can understand. Notice how I have adjusted straight away).i.e. I said craw not craw! (hmm maybe that's chinese).
Now taking this a step further, I hope you realise the politically incorrect applications of your teaching.
i.e. Pidgeon English is not recognised in Qld south of the Sunshine Coast and obviously the intellectually handicapped with two heads have a huge advantage in understanding over the average Rugby League Player who can only hope to attain such status.
In the interim the repeated mention of holes and gaps indicate many readers are aghast, the first thing said has been why can't we "slide".......silly question when there are no "slopes" just dopes!
Did somebody say KFC
They were having with Alchol on saturday Hec....LOL
LB you are reading stuff from Poppas trolling account, this account only comes into action when Poppa wants to troll someone he dislikes.
Notice how Poppa responds to everything this guy says?
Where there's smoke there's fire.
Cheers,
Scott
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