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Brad Arthur signs a ten year contract to coach Titans

Posted by Parramanaic on July 17, 2019 at 9:16am in NRL

Brad Arthur just annouced that he'll be coaching the Gold Coast Titans starting next year and stated "yes, since I won the 2018 wooden spoon, my desire was to bring the spoon back to Eels but since they're doing so well this year, I decided to coach the Titans for the next ten years and win the spoon for them for the next eight years. Jarryd Hayne will be our assistant coach, even if he is serving twenty years in Long Bay Gaol. Steve Sharp will be our new CEO and club's plumber." Nathan Hindmarsh is rumoured to be the Eels coach next year. More to come...

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Coach Jim July 17, 2019 at 9:25am

Wow, another have a shot at BA blog.
Nidge July 17, 2019 at 9:42am

Real fart in an elevator kind of stuff
- HECTOR WONG > Nidge July 17, 2019 at 9:46am
Nitram July 17, 2019 at 9:55am

I often wonder if Brad Arthur and perhaps the players come on here for a laugh at our expense. Heck I reckon some players might even post for a laugh, particularly when you see random juniors in fan offseason team lists.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER July 17, 2019 at 10:18am

Dick head
Gustarny July 17, 2019 at 11:25am

DICKHEAD
Perpetual Motion July 17, 2019 at 12:35pm

Fkn hilarious chucklehead.
Goyoueels July 17, 2019 at 5:02pm

Yawn
jamesy July 17, 2019 at 5:16pm

who is this oxygen thief Parramanaic?
carrion July 17, 2019 at 7:18pm

Blog of the Decade. Top shelf!!

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