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  Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown January 22, 2017 at 11:09am

  See you nudge, youll be missed mate, have a great trip to PNG and remember our golden rule, if invited for dinner by any locals make sure you ask to see the food when you get there, youd wanna just make sure you aint the main meal.
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  rex macmundi January 22, 2017 at 1:40pm

  And make sure you don't go swimming mate big crocs and then there's that little guy who can swim up the eye of your cock.
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    Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > rex macmundi January 22, 2017 at 7:39pm

    Nudge will go looking for those.
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  RIDER January 22, 2017 at 2:52pm

  Have a great time Nudger.
  
  Don't worry you won't miss anything here. This place is like Days of our lives. You'll always catch-up easily
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  ParraForLife January 22, 2017 at 4:14pm

  Have a good trip mate... in my homeland :)
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    Rowdy Roddy > ParraForLife January 22, 2017 at 5:21pm

    Don't get off the boat if you're not black Nudger, dangerous bloody place for the naive whitey mate.

    The people are wonderful and friendly who call themselves nationals rather than indigenous. Even they are frightened of the Rascals who carry homemade single shot handguns and some real pistols as well. The cops are all off their face on the beetle nut and always looking for a quick quid from some dopey whiteman.

    I spent 4 months there in 2007-8 between November and February building a wholesale and retail business and training the locals (hardwork but very interesting).

    Don't get off the boat! There's no need. Have a great cruise though. 
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  ParraForLife January 22, 2017 at 4:16pm

  Haha bloody oath...they gave me malaria. Keep the repellant on day and night
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  Beer Baron January 22, 2017 at 5:48pm

  I hate you.... hahah
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  ParraForLife January 22, 2017 at 7:20pm

  Haha haha... you can get off the boat lmao. It is dangerous only if you go looking for it, it is a third world paradise and also the most diverse country in the world. It is true about the rascals though, bad bastards those ones. Just enjoy paradise mate