Berts break is over.

Apology to all.

I adjusted my medication & my brief hiatus from the site has concluded. What did it achieve? Nothing. No matter what, I can not detach myself from the eels...It is a 40 year sickness and addiction.

I heed the advice from my fellow 1EYED family and friends, in reading your replies when I announced I was departing and starting my off-season early. I realised I am far from alone in my shock and disdain over a few players we have re-signed for 2016 which was the tipping point of my break down, in what has already been another a very trying season on and off the field. (for us all, not just me)

So again, I will be cheering for the team tonight, and throwing projectiles at the TV every time we receive a penalty and watch Luke Kelly have a 3 minute mother's meeting before kicking for touch, allowing the Panthers players to retreat, take a breather and get their defensive line set.

Please see your doctor before you consider using any medications.

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  • AWESOME news bert, great to have you back mate, the place wasnt the same without you.

  • Hahahahaha! I love it! Hey Bert! Welcome back!
  • Phil has all our good people under his magical spell.
    Good work for trying to escape bert, but Phil's gigantic black hole has ireversable gravitational forces.

    Welcome to the jungle.
    • Misery loves company lol
    • I'm miserable too after getting a mental picture of Phil's gigantic black hole.....
  • I have noticed Kelly takes some time to kick for touch doesn't he.
  • I'll have what your having bert :)

  • bahahaha. 

  • Bert I hope we are all back after tonight's match mate.....I've little confidence in this one. Unless the 'Product 'performs perfectly....
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