Eels Blogs

"Well I certainly didn't describe you that way..... but there is an old saying that "if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and goes Quack Quack....it is more than likey a DUCK!"

"I had a problem with that "garment" Wiz..... in those days I couldn't afford any underware but I always wanted to look good from the outside. The womens change rooms were unfortunate but I had to get underware from somewhere!"

" Head knocks and coke who wouldn't invest in that "

"Myopia does that to you!"