Eels Blogs

"Mallee is obviously an alien. He/she/they/it is just covering for the impending invasion, lulling us into a false sense of security. You heard it here first "

"What happens if they're literally Eels? They only spare Eels fans. Which other fans do they eat first?"

"Joey, when Frank Drake first proposed the Drake equation to estimate probability of ET, he "calculated" 20 to 50,000,000 civilizations. With that margin, yeah, he was taking wild swings! I think recent estimates based on future data about planets…"

"My humility tells me we're not alone. I don't think aliens have visited. Though an academic colleague of mine is firmly in the conspiracy camp that visits have happened but been covered up. I can't manage to get past distrust of those conspiracy…"