Auckland Nines Races

What would people think of a race at the Nines? Every club nominates their fastest or two fastest players and has a race. I would like to see it. Before anyone asks why Nines, its one of the only times all teams are together in the same place.

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  • Good idea but fast players will be hesitant to enter if they don't think they can match it with other players.

    I would like to see a foot race of only props

    • Fifita would cook everyone.

  • Well that would make sense. Eating raw meat tends to lead to food poisoning. 

    • Are you a comedian?

      • No, I'm just a sarcastic asshole.

  • Danny wicks had plenty of pace to burn when he was a fat b..tard, now he has lot a bit, be interested to see how quick he is.
  • Who is our fastest since Hayne has left???
    • Morgan maybe? Sandow? Semi?

    • are we talking running sideways? Seffa?

    • My money would be on Morgan.
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