Another day,another Hayne story in the Telegraph.

Great story about the Eel's junket in Seppolia.I had to hang my head in shame at our players .They met up with the princess to go to church.What total dags.It is too much to get our blokes to be seen with some ladies of ill repute?I'm thinking about someone taking a dump in a hotel corridor,smearing some peanut butter and jelly on their tackle for a mutt to lick off,or to get into a drunken punch up with some gay sailors.Is that asking too much?

Our blokes look as threatening as a Shi-Tzhu with a pink ribbon on it's head.As for the princess.He has been gone for less than a month and already he's acting as if it's a long ,lost reunion.Jarryd,mate,as the Country and Western song title goes,"We can't miss you until you leave".

BTW I'm thinking all this Hayne drama is actually a cunning plan to free up salary cap space,make the players cut the cord to Hayne,and wait until the marquee player allowance law is enacted,then Jarryd returns to a hopefully much stronger pack.Premiership 2016 is my unicorn prediction.

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  • They must have met up at Thorpie and Jarryds new place in LA for church, fashion a few sun beds and massage's, doesnt sound sus at all.

  • Look in today's Tele Wiz.There's Timmy and Jarryd all smiling.It was sickening.

  • Take a Bex and a lie down.Sarcasm and humour obviously fly straight over your head.

  • You got it wrong guys.

    They went there to learn the best fundraising scams.  All part of the learning trip.

  • Monto, we obviously have never had one of those 'toughest people on earth' christians lol.

    No doubt some of the toughest and greatest men have been men of faith, no body is arguing that Monto, one of my hero's was a monk called Maximillian Kolbe, google him and read his story if you have a spare 5 minutes.

    He was a great man.

  • Supportive of Hayne and what the guys got up to there. Sarcasm?? No way. Obviously a Hayne fan when he played for us and now a lost soul!! Choose Life!!
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    • Well technically wrong is right until you know it's wrong. Eg war is still hotly debated and there are those on both sides and I can't tell one they are wrong because they believe they are right.

      But I'm not getting into a debate on it.
    • If you want to get even more philosophical you could argue: no action is inherently right or wrong but is only deemed so based on the impact it has on sentient creatures. Concepts of good and bad are only visible through the lense of conscious experience (unless of course you believe theyre given by an external sentient, divine being)

      But as you said, not going to argue about it.
  • lol Kram, damn straight brother.

    They need to go out and meet some wild women some wild women.

  • That wasn't a church they came out of, that was a high class brothel...hench the grins on their faces....

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