Analysing seffas retention

Just so none of you think I've suddenly gone bipolar and commenced a fappeningesque love of the crab I don't want him at the club but wiser footy heads kept him at the club last year - and where does that leave us now?If you recall back in August September we had the dribblers from mmm saying paulo the greatest lock to lace up a boot was fielding offers from knights and raiders. We had that massive spastic proschenko saying we finally got the wood over Ricky;"Parramatta have enjoyed a victory over former coach Ricky Stuart before their much-anticipated clash with Canberra by winning the battle for the services of lock Joseph Paulo.Paulo is off contract at season's end and has fielded interest from several suitors, including Newcastle. However, the Raiders were the team most likely to prise the 26-year-old out of Parramatta after tabling a lucrative deal. Stuart is well aware of Paulo's skills with the Steeden after coaching the blue-and-golds last year. However, the man dubbed "Captain America" after skippering the Tomahawks in the World Cup has all but agreed to a contract extension that will keep him at Pirtek Stadium for the next two years."Now since then we've had his biggest protector leave the club in special fashion, which to me would suggest its contract bye bye time....But we refused his request to play for the US which says we don't want him injured - or does it say we're implementing a burning beds policy? Make him that uncomfortable that he leaves on his own accord making it less disruptive to the team?The elephant in the room though are his wife's dinner parties - could they be the wet ink that smears an x on this blunderers extension?Has anyone heard anything? Cause with the woody I got listening to watmough talk - our new captain - goodbye powderpuff - my unicorn is starting to neigh... Wicks champion faoso robinson - good signings for the club given current positional problems!

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  • He has been signed for another 2 years. Not happy Jan.
    • This is what astounds me. Especially after reading that Ricky Stupid offerred him a "lucrative deal" to live in shitsville.

      What sort of $$$ are we paying this numpty??? If there is a diety anywhere he will be stuck in Wenty and seek a release.

  • Face it guys BA loves the guy.
    Make all the excuses you like but its the only thing that makes sense.
    Sure as hell ain't his playing ability.
  • What i find puzzling is that BA is emphasising 'Physical Presence' during this pre season. Then they re sign Seffa to a 2 year deal? Is there a forward out there with less physical presence than Seffa? 

    • I thought he was the link between the forwards and backs or some shite...
    • Lol middle half
    • Seffa was a link man who used more ball skills than most forwards do. But he is still a forward who has the same responsibilities as other forwards. Since we since we signed Watmough I don't see a place for Seffa in our top team.
    • Yes a middle half who is substituting a forward position leaving the other four meter gainers to brunt the extra load.
      There's no possible position for a middle half.
    • Paulo is usually used as an 80 minute player meaning we are left with four forwards for that period. An extra dummy half would play a considerably lesser role.

      I am talking about on feild fatigue phil.
      James Graham can do both aspects of carries and being an extra half, and in he's case the role is sustainable.
    • Tim Mannah.
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