An article from 2014 - the dark days!!!

http://www.sportsbet.com.au/blog/nrl/your-nrl-team-as-a-tv-show

Parramatta Eels: The Walking Dead

Despite throwing cash around in the off-season like a drunken Wendell Sailor, the Eels have little to show for their efforts and will once again go into a new season with a playing roster that screams “dead team walking!”.

There may be a few fearless leaders in this heroic bunch, but for the most part disaster is lurking just around the corner, or behind that door, or in that corn field, or on an abandoned highway.

Unless rookie coach Brad Arthur can find a fast cure for this epidemic, it’s hard to see the fans getting to Parra Stadium to witness a slow death.

Parramatta Road has been compromised.

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