Aftermath in US and what means for the Eels

Who can get closest to the pin in predicting the US election and its aftermathEvidence will emerge that Hilliary deliberately destroyed emails and Trump will win in record low voter turnout.Hilliary flees the US before her court case and hides out in Australia, which ends up as a master stroke as the US authorities spend the next decade looking for her in Austria. In this time Hilliary is recruited to the Parra board by Mad Max and her expertise with TPAs and removing email evidence sees the Eels dominate the NRL, winning every Premiership until an ex Parra board member flies to Austria to personally show the FBI the way to Oz.The day after being elected Iran test Trump out and this results in the Iran deal being torn up and a new agreement being reached where Europe is allowed to do business with Iran, Iran gets to have nukes and Trump gets to run Miss Persia. Trump has meetings with Putin and the Chinese leader where Trump gives up US Influence over Eastern Europe, Mideast and parts of Asia in return for agreeing to Trumps economic plans. However Putin and the Chinese had there fingers crossed behind there backs and once they get there benefits they quickly renege and videos are released of Donald Trump drinking Canadian Club. Trump flees to the UK in an attempt to regain his reputation outdoing What Hilliary did for Parra with Hull in Super league. However, he is jailed for grabbing One of his players who happens to be Jamie Soward by the pussy.

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  • Who's the ex Parra board member? Fitzy, Spags or the Forehead?

    • One with an axe to grind
  • What date is the election?

  • Thanks

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    The Trump Parramatta Eels.

    • Trump should sponsor the Kenny Kuddle
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