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About Anthony Mitchell

Posted by 1Eyed Eel on August 11, 2010 at 10:17pm
Given not all of you know much about Anthony Mitchell, I thought I'd share a few insights into him.

  1. Anthony Mitchell isn't a dummy half, he's a dummy whole
  2. Anthony Mitchell doesn't pack his head into a scrum, the scrum packs itself into him
  3. Anthony Mitchell isn't a rake, he's a fucking tractor
  4. Anthony Mitchell is such a complete hooker that Julia Roberts based her Pretty Woman performance on him
  5. Anthony Mitchell doesn't win scrums against the feed, the feed just gives him the ball and then runs away screaming
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  • 1Eyed Eel August 11, 2010 at 10:22pm
    No Chuck Norris sounds like a bit like Anthony Mitchell
  • Clintoris August 11, 2010 at 10:23pm
    "the scrum packing itself INTO him" doesn't sound very comfortable at all.
  • 1Eyed Eel August 11, 2010 at 10:23pm
    It's not - for the scrum
  • eels fan forever August 11, 2010 at 10:24pm
    Havn't seem him play much but i am really looking forward to seeing him play on friday.
  • Tinkerbell August 11, 2010 at 10:24pm
    He is fANTastic eels fan forever!

    My very favourite Wenty player!

    He is the Ant's Pants (that's better than the bee's knees!)
  • Tinkerbell August 11, 2010 at 10:25pm
    Chuck Norris has nothing on our Ant!
    • Fui Fui > Tinkerbell August 11, 2010 at 10:52pm
      That's blasphemy.

      May Chuck Norris strike you down with a roundhouse kick right this instant.
      • 1Eyed Eel > Fui Fui August 11, 2010 at 10:59pm
        Chuck Norris' service out of dummy half is very ordinary...
        • big black guy > 1Eyed Eel August 11, 2010 at 11:16pm
          Your service out of dummy half is very ordinary!
          • 1Eyed Eel > big black guy August 11, 2010 at 11:26pm
            But Anthony Mitchell gives good service....
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