A message to Nrl Talent scouts - Youre looking in the wrong places - Eels Blogs

So me and my man were walking through parramatta westfield last night as my man needed to pick up a Gucci cap from the Gucci store before heading to Rebel where we grabbed him some lonsdale singlets and a bumbag. After that we decided to go to the food cout to get some food and like every 2 to 3 minutes i would see a different group of hot lebo guys, an amongs them, there was always one or two who looked just like my boyfriend, Muscular looking like Rhinos, thick chests and arms, mad hair cuts dressed well.I said to my bf, why are u lebo guys always so jacked? Use look like farrari's in a sea of datsun 180B's!He goes, thats just how we gotta be, you never know when shits about to go down.I started thinking... Imagine if i gathered my man and all the other muscled up aggressive hot blooded lebo guys from westfield and made an NRL team, they would kill it!Theyre like way bigger and ripped than NRL players, they would smash them i reckon. I reckon the opposition would be scared seriously. I mean lets face it, we all know aussie boys dont have much passion and fire! Not conmpared to lebo guys. I asked my man what he thought about this hypethetical scenario, and he said, I already know we would kill them in the nrl, the nrl knows this too. But they wont let muslim lebos play because of all the stuff on the news. They discriminate against us now. Plus they dont want to see the enemy dominating their aussie boys. They only hire christian lebos like Farrah and Mannah because they dont have hot blooded personalities like we do and dont have the aggression. Theyre just jealous... Even Mundine knows this, and thats why he converted.Immediately i was furious and realised i needed to do something, a protest march or hold a seminar at my uni.I decided to start here and send a message to the NRL talent scouts if any are watching..If you are looking for serious tallent, you are looking in the wrong place, go to westfield parramatta on a Thursday or Saturday night and u will see some real lebanese lions who would dominate the NRL.#A-Man-Without-A-Beard-Is-Like-A-Lion-Without-A-Mayne

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Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 5, 2017 at 11:43am

BWAHAHAHAHA this is actually good lol
est_88 March 5, 2017 at 11:43am

Hahahaha if they could dominate the NRL they would, seriously can someone just fuck whoever this is off!!!! What do you call a Lebo on the moon? A problem. What do you call two lebos on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call the whole Lebanese population on the moon? Problem solved....
- Glenn Lifetime Eel > est_88 March 5, 2017 at 3:05pm
  
  Yes Lisa, I have my doubts that you're a woman, the lebo boys would dominate, pistols, rifles, machine guns and knuckle dusters. It would be a massacre, probably why the lebo boys aren't allowed to play footy.
  
  By the way Lisa how can you see much peering thru the little peep hole in your burka? We all know the lebo boys like to hide their women in all that clothing.
Sporto84 March 5, 2017 at 11:45am

Have you not seen once were warriors

To much weights not enough speed work :)

I guess same can be said for Africans for wingers
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 5, 2017 at 11:56am
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 5, 2017 at 11:57am
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown March 5, 2017 at 11:58am
slip March 5, 2017 at 12:00pm

I want my 0.00000000001 seconds back after reading this rubbish.
Michael Ericson March 5, 2017 at 12:02pm

Haha Lebanese blokes have deadset got 2 speeds, doing absolutely nothing and looking doped out or fired up with steam coming out the ears. To answer the question I think the NRL is to worried about the insurance implications of letting too many Lebanese players in the game. Let's just say that we could see a big increase in 'career ending injuries' from players in their rookie year.
Muttman March 5, 2017 at 12:04pm

Haha. Nice gee up