Now that our group of stalwart,under-achieving and underwhelming players have choked,which side will garner your support for the finals?For me it is Penrith,seeing as they our neighbours and South Sydney.Those poor bastards have been drinking unicorn milk longer than Parra supporters.

I had a great dream last night.I dreamt I was watching a Swedish B&D movie from the early 1970s and it starred my dream girls of my youth,Frida and Agnetha from ABBA.It got me thinking, a) stop watching internet pornos before sleep,and b)which TV daughters got you hot and steamy when you were young,and looking back you also realise that since I am pushing 50,their mothers are pretty smoking as well.My list includes:

1) Mary and Laura Ingals from Little House On the Prairie.Ma Ingals is also a stunningly beautiful woman

2) Marcia Brady,Mrs Brady looks like she went off like a firecracker in bed

3)The blonde oldest  Robinson daughter ,can't remember her name from Lost In Space,and Mrs Robinson

4) Kelly and Peggy  Bundy from Married...with Children

5)More recently,a mixture of animation and reality,Lois Griffin from The Family Guy and Mila Kunis who voices her daughter Meg.Giggity!

And they say that hairy palms are the only thing you get from too much polishing your pole!

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  • How about the mother daughter combo from the golden girls? smokin...

    Tom i loved peggy from the married with children, im with you there.

  • LOL The Jetsons cartoon show

    jane and Judy Jestson!
  • As much as I hate the Kardashians, I would power drive the mother and Kendall.

    Don't like the Kim. 

    As for the team, I say Cowboys so they are as good as gone now I've put the kiss of death on them.

    • Kendall is amazing, better get to her soon before all the blacks do.....lol

  • Endora and Samantha from Bewitched. Endora was a pig, but I'd go thru her to get to Samantha... And go bunnies.
  • I'll be hoping the Bunnies can win, great for RL.

    And you can't go past Peggy and Kelly Bundy.

  • Hahahah.
    She knows already.
    Her sisters have told her that once you go black you never go back.
  • Betty Rubbles is smokin' hot. So is Wilma Flintstone.

    I hope Parra win in the Holden Cup...hey you didn't say which finals, did you?

  • Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races!
    • oh Lady Penelope from the Thunderbirds...now there's a sexy puppet...and Miss Piggy from the Muppets, GROWLLLLLLLL that chunk of bacon turns me on

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