In a long overdue decision, the Minneapolis City Council has demonstrated incredible forward vision by voting to abolish the city's police department, to be replaced by a yet to be announced new law and order regime based on love, inclusiveness, compassion & trust.

The City Council chair has announced that the model of publicly funded law enforcement is an outdated model and that the city will seek a more accomodating model. Not only has the city council voted to abolish the PD, but the vote was bipartisan to the extent that it had the necessary votes to overrule the expected mayoral veto.

A whopping 9 councillors voted to assume that all citizens of the great city of Minneapolis will never feel tempted to commit any crime in the future, as the outdated police department will no longer be there to discourage them.

When news of the vote was made public, career criminals rejoiced at the vision of the city's political leaders, complaining that their profession has been historically discriminated against and targeted by the MPD, citing statistics that show that 100% of prison inmates in Minnesota state prisons are criminals, despite only comprising less then 5% of the population. "Professional profiling at it's very worst", according to the state chapter of the Congress for the Rights of Individual Malevolence Society, or CRIMS. "We felons are a proud people, we are proud of our culture, we have been persecuted, we have been oppressed, America has a problem with instituionalised discrimanation against criminals of all shapes & sizes. This decision by the Minneapolis City Council is the breakthrough that we hope will see the dismantiling of all law enforcement in every American city, and ultimately that Great Satan, the FBI." The Minneapolis Council Chair intends to rename the main street in downtown Minneapolis "Criminal Lives Matter Plaza".

Law abiding citizens have launched counter protests to the dismantling of what they claim is necessary law enforcement for the safety of all law abiding citizens. However, criminal protesters have shouted down such protesters as bigots & criminalists. "Criminalism has no place in modern America. We are a nation that supports inclusiveness of all peoples, law abiding citizens are the problem." claim a CRIMS spokesman.

#criminallivesmatter

#CLM

#endcriminalismnow

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Replies are closed for this discussion.

Votes: 0

Replies

  • LOL!!! outstanding initiative from the great progressive city of Minneapolis. They're on the right track - next they need to start targeting the other scurge on modern society - the "hard working tax payer".

    I have forwarded this outstanding news to my pimply, fat arsed, never worked a day or paid a cent of tax in her life niece so that she can put it up on social media with her gag inducing heavily airbrushed duck face selfies and her recent bandwagon- reeking black lives matter posts.

    • Duck face selfies, lol, Uncle Kramer, you're killing me !!!

  • This would make all lefties wet themselves with excitement .

  • I said to my friend from Minnesota they needed to sack the police commissioner or governor over a week ago but I didn't mean the lot.  

  • Howdy boys . U all hav big harts 😢♥️ like my sons . Gbu 

    forgive me i don agree with no coppers.

    whose gonna stop the crims. N black haters still gonna be pea brains. haters gonna hate more .. gonna fix nothin 😪

     

    • Princess Tess 

      YOur white privelege is shinning through. EXpecting that police will make things better and not worse is for the privleged. Left wing victims don't have the option to call the police (according to the MInniapolis Mayor)

      • Wile my dear son. Don make no sense what your sayin.

        You don want cleaner coppers  ? You wanna keep the bad eggs ? Or want no coppers, silly billy?

        maybe my lifes easy cause im white n beautiful sooo? no pea brain excuses dear . GBU luv uxxx mwauuuu 

  • The most idiotic decison known to man. Any one supporting this I have no hesitation in calling a complete brainless moron,   Reform , starting from the top is one thing, but this decision is lunacy.

  • Nothing to see here ,any state that is run by the Democrats it’s bedlam ,especially high crime rate ,low standard of living,and high debt ,any resemblance to the labor party here .

  • Hahaha......

    You can't make this shit up.

    Can't wait till the crims and thugs start targeting these SJWs and Commies - i'll pay to see it. They'll be crying for mummy as soon as it happens.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Poppa replied to Sir SuperEel 22 Hail King Arthur's discussion So, your team is finally good: How to cope with expectations
"Lol....sorry Carls .... could not help myself ....I will confess when we both see the priest on Sunday!"
6 minutes ago
Electric Eel replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"Why, please explain and no, I am not Pauline Hanson.
 "
22 minutes ago
CarloEEL2 replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"I went in for a minute 
then I backed right out lol"
24 minutes ago
Electric Eel replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"Yep, that died when Darkie left too!"
24 minutes ago
Kurupt OG replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
""
29 minutes ago
Kurupt OG replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"Yall member the Cave?"
29 minutes ago
Electric Eel replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"Me too!"
54 minutes ago
CarloEEL2 replied to Sir SuperEel 22 Hail King Arthur's discussion So, your team is finally good: How to cope with expectations
"I would end up like the SMH !!!crossed with a Redfern train carriage "
1 hour ago
Snake - Hells Piper replied to Sir SuperEel 22 Hail King Arthur's discussion So, your team is finally good: How to cope with expectations
"id go more than rogue lol
 
 "
1 hour ago
Frank The Tank replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"Invite him back on...
I wouldn't mind smashing him in another debate about some obscure topic."
2 hours ago
Frank The Tank replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"Lol - fuck a meat grinder hahaha"
2 hours ago
Prof. Daz replied to Sir SuperEel 22 Hail King Arthur's discussion So, your team is finally good: How to cope with expectations
"Snake, you're so obsessed with, you know, around back there. I mean each to their own so it's all good. #allchoicesmatter"
2 hours ago
Prof. Daz replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"By Kram's description they ARE meat grinders. Go for it Snake. Report back. Waiting. Breathlessly. "
2 hours ago
Prof. Daz replied to GRUNTA BIGWAD - Soggy Salada's discussion The Wizard
"That's right. I forgot dopey leftie. Probably because I'm, ya know, a dope. Me and the lefties scaring away all the hard working tight jean hating right wingers who just deserve a safe space. I'm just so annoyed with myself and my korrupt brain ded…"
2 hours ago
CarloEEL2 replied to Sir SuperEel 22 Hail King Arthur's discussion So, your team is finally good: How to cope with expectations
"Yeh - nah 
you would go rogue !!!!"
2 hours ago
CarloEEL2 replied to Sir SuperEel 22 Hail King Arthur's discussion So, your team is finally good: How to cope with expectations
"Christ poppa !!!!
 Generally don’t need to give directions !!!
eels ideas welcome though "
2 hours ago
More…

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>