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  • Apparently just informimg public and not using camera for prosecution - at this stage. But with career beaurocrats running the show world wide -who think that the end justifies the means and that they have moral superiority to determine the ideal ends..this is getting 1984-like and we did not win the GF 1984 - although we got close

  • maybe spot should ref a nrl game

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  • Great idea Wile, are they mass-produced so we can get one on every corner of a street.

  • LOL - read a ScFi book with these Law enforcement dogs being used - only difference was they were equipped with automatic guns.

    Kick it on its side and see how good it is.

    I robot Memes - Imgflip

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