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Trauma snowballing syndrome and the urge to blow things up isn’t just something buried in human DNA. It's now rebranded as “high standards". Forty Years can do that. Sometimes, all it takes is a few minutes. But let’s park the emotion for a minute.…

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Jake Clifford?

Been a fan of this bloke for sometime.Strong kicking game,solid pass selection,good in the air and hard runner close to the line.With cows meeting with CHT and if they get him.Itll prob squeeze out cliffo.He'd actually go well with Moses I reckon.What do youse think?🤔 

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Jack Williams

Fox reporting Jack Williams is being targeted by PNG for 2028.https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2026-transfer-whispers-rumours-contracts-cowboys-meet-with-chanel-harristavita-jake-clifford-news/news-story/925fecd4e56eba5115acbf9f532d1f06  

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Round 9 Team List v New Zealand Warriors

 1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Will Penisini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Charlie Guymer12. Jack Williams13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva 15. Saxon Pryke16. Toni Mataele17. Dylan Walker 18. Kelma Tuilagi19. Lorenzo Talataina Reserves:20. Jordan Samrani 21. Teancum Brown22. Araz Nanva  INs: Jordan SamraniOUTs: None Referee: Gerard Sutton  An unchanged squad of 19 for Jason Ryles in…

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Parra 2027 2028 2029

Our ceiling is prtty limited for these yearsWhat can we really do next year?Not muchEven with a full squad sideEven with Seal Russell leaving (a big big up)Even with One signing8th would be over performing for 2027.Ryles will be either signed or shown the doorBack to rebuilding for 2029.or Ryles final year im not exactly optimistic for the future. 

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Do Parramatta sign him - Luai to become a free agent 27 , then Chiefs 2028

Jerome Luai has a week to seal the deal at the Chief's, 2 million per season tax free. He'll take it . He'll become the richest player in the league by the length of tge straight.   D Brown would be earning 650 k after tax.He'll become a free agent for 2027 - a gap.year essentially.  Should the club take Luai for a season, thus giving Lorenzo Talititiana another year to prepare. Its looking more like Lorenzo is the man. Joash has played mainly fb in both cup and Nrl so it looks as if Ryles not…

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Thirteeen Minutes

Trauma snowballing syndrome and the urge to blow things up isn’t just something buried in human DNA. It's now rebranded as “high standards". Forty Years can do that. Sometimes, all it takes is a few minutes. But let’s park the emotion for a minute. What actually happened yesterday? The good news? We fought. Fought hard. That’s two weeks back-to-back. Despite being undermanned, we’ve already used 28 players - the most in the comp -  and have the worst injury toll in the game. The bad news? We…

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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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