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The injury ward

Given the raft of injuries across first grade I thought it best to collate it all together to see where we currently sit. Have sorted it into positions. 1. Iongi 2. Twidle 3. Russell (maybe back this week) 4. Samrani 5. Simonsson 6. Pezet 7. (Moses…

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Just had a quick look at the teamlist for both teams and yeah nah it's wraps..worse foward we ve ever listed junz is playing injured same with Mitch and Ryley and fcken how many new cunts on the bench and Dylan's starting again..then you look at dogs. Full strength Critta back Leo Thompson back.WTAF God help us🥺

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Injury Report

Hopgood - ACL - SeasonMatt Doorey - ACL - SeasonBailey Simonsson - Ankle - TBC (I would say season)Isaiah Iongi - Syndesmosis - rd 13Jonah Pezet - Hamstring - rd 13Apa Twiddle - AC Joint - rd 15Jordan Samrani - Knee - rd 13Richard Pensini - knee - rd 8Kitone Kautoga - MCL - rd 13Sam Tuivita - HIA - TBCKelma Tuilagi - HIA - TBCLincoln Fletcher - Hamstring - rd 13Ryan Matterson - concussion 

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Worst forward pack ever in team history?

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Round 7 Team List v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs

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Brett Kenny on 100% Footy

I don't usually watch 100% Footy, but heard Bert was on there tonight so tuned in, didn't miss much if you didn't watch, just some highlights of the 86 GF and a little bit about this coming Sundays game vs Dogs and they will all be there to watch and hope the boys find something quick to get a win.Aside from all that though, I couldn't help but notice how awkward Gould looked when Bert was on, he kept looking away like he wasn't interested and only seemed to look at him when he realised the…

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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

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Keaon done deal

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