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Parramatta's Rollercoaster Trends Up by 1 Eyed Eel

A month of tough performances have steadied the Blue and Gold ship

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The Parramatta Eels vs Melbourne Storm Rivalry

Ahead of the game this weekend I thought I would do a video on my Youtube channel about the rivalry between Parramatta and Melbourne. What started off as a grudge match has slowly turned into a bitter rivalry over the years and the Zac Lomax thing tipped it over the edge for me. Feel free to watch the video and leave your comments about the rivalry. https://youtu.be/dKAG6P80lIw?si=7KMR_8SeH7x66GGt

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1 Reply · Reply by Randy Handlinger 29 minutes ago
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Speed, Power, Athlelicism.... Not Specifically Size......these are the key areas that are emerging under these rules that have been forced on teams.

We have a poster on here JC, who wrote some intriguing stuff about touch football techniques and the power and speed aspects of our forwards in the game and the effect that power running backs add to that equation. I thinks he explains a lot out of tecqniques used in other rugby type sports especially touch football in a discussion sense.JC, Thanks for that explanation you make a lot of sense with what you say and the "touch" analogy is interesting as realalistically I have no real idea of how…

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6 Replies · Reply by Poppa 4 minutes ago
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Metcalf Dragons bound.

Bulldogs have pulled out of the race for Metcalf and his asking price is around 1 million dollars. Dragons most likely spot but to get him immediately I wonder if this means they will allow Sua to join us early to free up cap space to get Metcalf immediately. Just seems logical 

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64 Replies · Reply by Angry Eel 1 minute ago
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Sualauvi Faalogo

I could of sworn this bloke failed a HIA last weekend. but he's allowed to play against us this week. what happened to the 10 day rest thingy???? I heard he had a fractured cheekbone. This has hurt my SuperCoach side immensely. you just know he'll score 5 tries against us. god I've learnt to hate Magic Round why we always get the storm????

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3 Replies · Reply by Flow Basket yesterday
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Ryan Matterson opens up on concussion battle

So basically saying he is dealing with headaches and blurred vision. Article says medical retirement is an option but Matterson himself did not quote that. He will see out his deal for 2026, earn his free cash and go into the sunset. We all know he will do that and good on him, wasn't his fault he got the contract.  https://www.zerotackle.com/ryan-matterson-opens-up-on-concussion-battle-233691/

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6 Replies · Reply by LB yesterday
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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