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Panthers then daylight

We Don’t Lose Games in Moments. We Lose Them in Minutes.

  It's all about cohesion, chaos and death zones. Our defence sits dead last at round five. Our middle concedes the most tries of any team. 40 percent of our tries are leaked there.  Why? Ah, yes. Our rituals say Mark O’Neill is the reason. No, the front office. Or Ryles. Gulp. Peter V’landys’ need for speed isn’t helping much. He's got refs handing out restarts like smarties laced with some good stuff. The Millennium Falcon in hyper-warp speed. Brake lines cut. And no-one is wearing…

Jayden sua and cook told to look elsewhere

I wouldn't mind sua. I think it'll be a awesome addition,a lot of power and strong defense.Dont know bout cook but sua definitely 

Congratulations Michael Ennis!

It'd be poor form if we didn't show appreciation for those who have represented the Mighty Eels in some capacity. Former Eels specialist Hooking coach Michael Ennis was instrumental in helping the likes of Josh Hodgeson & Brendan Hands reach the upper echelons of the art of Hooking. We've certainly missed his knowledge and experience since he left, that said we must congratulate the great man on his latest achievement of 5 straight with the Dragons!  

Hail the Visconti

Flegg beat the Tigers today 30-4. Partly due to a magnificent display from starting prop Zack Visconti which earned him Man of the Match. What a performance he gave. He started with a bandaged right thigh and limped at times, but you would have sworn John Fearnly was on the park. Zack looks like Johnny and plays with the same toughness and endurance and scored a try under the posts in the 2nd stanza. He got a break finally 10 minutes from time...and within 3minutes he was back on the park.We…

Panthers then daylight

Our loss last week was bad but looking at this panthers team and how ahead of the cmp they are its hard not to 1. Be impressed 2. Concerned  The way they keep on getting better is scary they used to be our little neighbours now they are the biggest club and we don't rate a mention we have tried to copy the development pathways they have we are still a fair bit away to finding out if we have got it right.We are not alone i don't think any club is aswell drilled and organised as Penrith not just…

Parramatta new signing

Parramatta are pleased to announce the signing of Red Wiggle Simon 😂😂😂😂 

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.