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Barnett signs with Broncos

Barnett signs with Broncos

At what point will the R&R people realise they have a massive problem? 

State of the Site 2026

With the 2026 season now underway I thought I would provide an overview of how the site is tracking both in numbers and in overall feedback we've been receiving. Analytics 2025 built on the 2024 season and 1 Eyed Eel continues to grow. Numbers-wise we were very similar to 2024 with 3.8 million views, 41,000 returning users and 163,000 users overall. December was our busiest month which is a clear break from the norm as it's normally the quietest month. The Zac Lomax contract issue saw nearly…

Anyone else feeling a parramatta win tonight?

The most parramatta thing ever: smashed against Storm, beat broncos, lose to dragons.

Will Penasini out - Jordan Samrani in

dropped ? Didn't notice any injuries.  He finished the game and was named yesterday. Seems strange.   Also well done to Samrani.   Made something like 169m + in cup And Samrani looks now to be ahead of Kelly  

1eE Modern day Eels team: Bench back-rower

We finally made it to the last spot in the 17. The bench back-rower.Dean Pay and Junior Paulo won out the bench middle spots. Narrowly beating Daniel Wagon (who i secretly hope gets the 17 spot as he is underrated to me).Once this is done i will do coach. Please let me know if you want another one of these and if so what do you want next?https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/L72CHXV1. Hayne2. Burt3. Lyon4. Tahu5. Radradra6. Brown7. Moses8. Cayless9. Marsh10. Moimoi11. Hindmarsh12. Ma'u13. Dymock14.…

Can Pezet leave already

Jeez..The amount of articles I've seen of Jonah glazing Brisbane and talking bout Ezra and Reece.Not even being focused on us.That could be a massive issue if his heads already in Brisbane and his not focused here.Fck I still hate this signing,just let him leave already cause he clearly doesn't care enough this year.

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.