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Parramatta's Rollercoaster Trends Up by 1 Eyed Eel

A month of tough performances have steadied the Blue and Gold ship

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Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections

1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.3. Samrani -okay.4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.5. JAC - is JAC.6. Volkman - believes his own hype, turnstile, replace with Papalii, can't be any worse.7. Moses - wtf with the goal kicking. Take the tee off him ffs.8. Moretti - decent, can forgive his drop ball per game.9. TDS - passes are not crisp, a poor mans…

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4 Replies · Reply by Mallee57 2 minutes ago
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Fmd

Does anyone here have a mate that works in those jobs that ask parra players and coaches questions like the journos or whatever it's called.fmd someone needs to confront em and start asking proper questions the fans wanna hear.Fuck sake Gotta feel for Moses.aint gonna see a premiership anytime soon,playing with a stupid club like us.

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2 Replies · Reply by BEM 10 minutes ago
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Charles Guymer

Hard to single out 1 guy in a pretty inept performance but Charles is the face of inept . 40 metres in 80 minutes . The most unathletic , uninspiring back rower in the competition . By god he is a bad player . Im yet to see one thing he does at an NRL level . Can't run a line , can't break a tackle , can't hit in defence , loses almost every contact he's involved in. Congrats MON and all involved on the retention . Every team in the comp has powerful , mobile athletic back rowers who can move .…

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10 Replies · Reply by Snottie Pimpin 9 seconds ago
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R11 Game Day Blog, Magic Round v Storm: Trauma and Redemption

This is the 7th annual Magic Round. The Caxton Carnival. We’ve lost all but one. Both teams are desperate to climb out of the bottom four. Both rebounded with wins last week. Down on troops, we were gritty and brave to upset the then-high-flying Cowboys in a golden-point thriller. Meanwhile, the Storm snapped a historic 7-match losing streak against the depleted Tigers, as expected. Redemption is on their menu. As are we. We're on a 7-match losing streak against the Storm. They have belted us…

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262 Replies · Reply by LB 8 seconds ago
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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