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OUR CLUB IS IN GREAT HANDS

I had the opportunity this evening to attend the Members Forum for 2026 which was restricted to about 100 members and my goodness was it a great evening, a great initative from the club and a great insight in where we are going and it was really impressive to see and hear. The panel included: Jason Ryles (Head Coach), Jim Saratinos (CEO), Mark O'Neil (Head of Football) & Matthew Beach (Chairman) Now this blog isn't long enough and my brain isn't smart enough to remember and point every last…

1EE Legends Tipping Comp

The 1 Eyed Eel tipping comp is back for 2026. You can join via this link on ESPN Footy Tips:https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1ee_legends?p=1eyedeelPassword: 1eyedeelIf you are still in the comp from last season, you don't need to join again.Here is an overview of the comp rules:Competition RoundsThe comp runs from round 1 to the grand final.Custom No Tip ScoreMiss your tips, receive Lowest Score (0)Anyone who doesn't submit tips before a match begins will receive a score of Lowest Score…

1st teams list v sharks

01  Isaiah Iongi 02. Jake Tago 03. Villiami Penisini 04. Sean Russell 05. Bailey Simonsson 06. Joash Papalii 07. Jonah Pezet 08. J'maine Hopgood 09. Ryley Smith 10. Sam Tuivaiti 11. Kelma Tuilagi 12. Kitione Kautoga 13. Matt Doorey14. Tallyn Da Silva 15. Charlie Guymer 16. Jordan Samrani 17. Teancum Brown18. Apa Twidle 19. Mohamed Alameddine 20. Richard Penisini 21. Araz Nanva 22. Lorenzo Talataina 23. Ronald Volkman 24. Ryda Talagi 25. Jezaiah Funa-Iuta 26. Will Latu 27. Meni Luke 28.…

Vale Vince Fawcett

I seem to remember him always being on the verge of becoming one of the great UK exports, had a bit of a cult following with Eels fans too.Am I right that he had a blinder for the Eels against GB one night busting the line and scoring a runaway try?https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/02/09/vale-vince-fawcett/

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OneEyedEels Tipping Comp

Hey you rabid Eels, I have set up a NRL tipping comp to have some fun during the year. Hope you guys are interested. Here is the link to register. Please join in and have some fun.    https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/E2S7PB1O 

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.