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Baby Eels Key To Ryles Revolution by 1 Eyed Eel

Borrowing from the Brian Smith playbook, Jason Ryles looks to generation next to drive Parramatta to glory

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Poppa' Corner: The Footie Gods were kind against Dragons and Broncs, this one not so!!......Depth! What Depth is Left?

Start with goal kicking! Last year we had Moses and Lomax followed by Russell.Yesterday it was down to Moses, TDS's one effort was OK.Well when you look where we scored, 3 kicks were from the extreme outside. Kicking a goal was the difference, but we had plenty of chances that were not taken. Yes Parra should have won the game but at least 50% (big difference in a golden point game) could be related to Parra error's, cold dropped and lost balls were a huge feature of the game from a Parra…

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Sack Mark O’Neill.

It’s well overdue that the club hears directly from its members and fans. For too long, we’ve had a Head of Football who has mismanaged contracts, missed key recruitment targets, allowed homegrown talent to walk, and overseen player acquisitions that simply haven’t delivered.The message to the club should be clear and unequivocal: we demand better. Our recruitment and retention strategy is failing. It's failing the club, failing the Head Coach and his staff, and failing the players who are…

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1 Reply · Reply by Eels tragic 1 minute ago
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Charlie Guymer

What does everyone think of the news Charlie has extended with us ?To me there is a huge emphasis on athletic edges at the moment with the way the game has gone . There needs to be some sort of athletic edge . Whether they be big, fast, tall , mobile , good footwork.. they need something . Watching Charlie stand to defend short kick offs and not be able to move his feet 3cm off the ground , watching jock madden burn him for speed and Charlie plod along ..to me he just doesn't have the athletic…

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9 Replies · Reply by The Badger 40 minutes ago
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Let the man speak his mind

Jeez...every press conference ryless just has to say the same shit cause if he speaks his mind it's a fine.Like seriously just let the man speak his mind fmd cause you can see how bad he was itching to speak it.fck me so annoying,fck the fines and let em speak.

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1 Reply · Reply by Mallee57 9 hours ago
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That’s 3 long term injuries because of foul play.

J'maine Hopgood, Isaiah Iongi, Bailey Simonsson. All long term injuries because of foul play. Seems a little unfair. Surely the NRL needs to consider some sort of compensation for this injustice. They need to step in. A team like ours needs some kind of help. I feel for the players. Foul play ends a good chunk of their season. Other concerns from today:  Russell - Concussion. Foxx - looked like he copped a rib injury. Moses - look to struggle with groin. Pezet - Hamstring   

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11 Replies · Reply by Strange-eel 2 hours ago
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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