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DEATH OF THE EELS: RESCUE MISSION SAVED CLUB FROM NRL EXTINCTION

There’s a world where Parramatta CEO Jim Sarantinos isn’t sitting in a corner office of the club’s brand new $70 million centre of excellence. A world where there is an NRL, but no Parramatta Eels. “The club wouldn’t exist,” Sarantinos tells this masthead of the turmoil at the club in years gone by. “It would not have survived, or the alternative would have been a club in complete ruin.” It’s easy for Sarantinos not to dredge up Parramatta’s dance with death almost 10 years ago. After all, he…

2026 Supercoach

Hey guysCome join my SuperCoach league for this year just a bit of fun no money or anything involved.

Big Melbourne announcement tomorrow 10am

Does anyone remember this?

Storm seek compensation for early release of Josh Addo-Carr in form of like for like player swap or transfer fee Source: www.nrl.com news;   By Dan Walsh Fri 20 Dec 2019, 05:08 PM  Melbourne are prepared to release representative star Josh Addo-Carr on compassionate grounds provided the Storm receive compensation in the form of a transfer fee or player swap following the 2020 season. The Storm confirmed their stance on Friday afternoon after Addo-Carr met with coach Craig Bellamy and CEO Dave…

NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax

The NRL is preparing to step in to resolve the Melbourne-Parramatta contract stand-off over Zac Lomax. Lomax is eager to join the Storm after his proposed move to rebel rugby competition R360 was delayed when its start date was pushed back to 2028. Lomax is in limbo after the Eels agreed to release him from the final three years of his contract. One of the terms of Lomax’s release was that he cannot play for a rival NRL club without their permission during that period. The Eels have no interest…

National Melbourne League

Looks like we will get shafted once again, I wonder if the NRL would step in if it was the Tigers pushing to get Lomax 

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links towards Brian Kelly which is exciting but if we want to become premiership contenders were going to need more bigger name signings. The rumours about Keoan Koloamatangi have gone silent recently but I hope were still pushing to get him as I think he's…