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Club has really aimed for the stars

Eels Back Office- Limitless incompetence

Jarome Luay informed the Tigers he was moving to PNG for 2028. Within a week the Tigers extend the May Brothers, Bula and have a ready replacement in Madden. This was THE BASKETCASE of the NRL. Now they will be fighting for the Premiership in the next 3 years. They have the cattle for it.Dylan Brown informed Parra in March 2025 he was leaving the Eels. Parra have not signed anyone in the 5/8 position and it's now May 2026. We're waiting to see if Lorenzo Talataina will be NRL ready in 2027. If…

Round 10 Team List v North Queensland Cowboys

 1. Joash Papaili2. Brian Kelly3. Jordan Samrani4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Luca Moretti9. Tallyn Da Silva10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Jack Williams13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan Walker15. Saxon Pryke16. Toni Mataele17. Charlie Guymer18. Apa Twiddle19. Teancum Brown Reserves:20. Jezaiah Funa-luta21. Araz Nanva22. Lorenzo Talataina  INs: Apa Twiddle, Araz Nanva, Jezaiah Funa-luta, Jordan Samrani, Toni Mataele OUTs: Will Pensini,…

Club has really aimed for the stars

Parramatta keen on Cowboys forward  Parramatta have identified North Queensland forward Harrison Edwards as a potential immediate signing in a bid to help alleviate the club’s debilitating injury toll.The Eels have signed Maroons forward Jaydn Su’A to a three-year contract that begins next year, but are hopeful he may be able to make an immediate switch. It remains to be seen whether the Dragons are prepared to release Su’A, who is currently suspended.Edwards has made 54 first-grade appearances…

O’Neill Era Marked by Damning Lack of Junior Development at Parramatta

O'neill's failure in developing players   Since Mark O’Neill joined Parramatta in 2019, the club’s junior development output has fallen well short of expectations, with very few genuine NRL-standard players progressing from the system into the top 17. Despite strong junior pathways on paper, the transition from development squads to consistent first-grade performers has been limited, leaving the club increasingly dependent on external recruitment to fill key roster spots.The main players to…

Concerning Stat - Moses

I have been keeping a close eye on the performance of Moses lately, one concerning stat I have come across is that over the last 3 years he is only producing a try assist every second game on average.I'm a little bit concerned by this stat to be completely honest, Jonah Pezet has only played around half the games Moses has this season and it equal on Try Assists, Brian Kelly who is a winger is also level with Moses on even though he has missed two more games than Moses.For a bit of a…

FB rumour.

Some stuff floating around that Jeral Skelton is on his way out of the Tigers and coming to ParraA rumour at this stageBut it is believed the Eels were originally interested in a loan but now with Skelton out of favour at the Tigers a longer deal may be on the table.Taken from Talking Parra FB page

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.