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Will Penisini Gone

Our big signing Jayden Sua badly injured

Is this the bench moving foward

14-Tayln da Silva-Getting better with more games under his belt and electric.15.Dylan Walker-Our X factor of the bench and good attacking threat.16.Sam t-Big bopper and tank17.Toni matele-Same as tuivati big bopper to and will run through a brick wall.18.-Harrison edwardsWhat a bench,just need some solid starting fowards and couple backs and maybe a 6 or chuck Joash in. 

Our big signing Jayden Sua badly injured

 Now let me tell people something, although I've been a big fan of Sua, Parramatta can't keep going down the road of signing 29 or 30 yeae olds.People are going to say that injuries happen to anyone,  but thats incorrect,  as players get past 27 or 28 on average they become more injury proneNow, look at the Panthers,  they hardly if ever sign players over the age of 27 hence their low injuries.  When their current players get to around 28 they let them look around for other opportunities and…

Will Penisini Gone

My sources have confirmed today Will has signed with the Warriors for 2027 on 3 year deal 

Jai Arrow - When life puts everything into perspective

Ever since i saw the Ch. 9 news reel with Jai playing with his daughter and then struggling to speak/ slurring his words...I'd layed my anger at everything about our failing club (results- recruitment) aside. Fuck it...what does it even mean? Simply childsplay and we get angry and frustrated when grown men don't do well enough running and kicking a ball. It means nothing at the end of the day.Gut wrenching stuff. I've seen what Rob Burrow went through and I feel terrible for Jai and his young…

Joash invited to train with blues 2026

Thoughts on this guys? Anyone have an idea on how much this impacts a player's development? Should be good for him just to be around that level of talent

Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/05/20/parramatta-eels-locked-in-for-vegas-in-2027/

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.