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Eels Slay Dragons In Sunday Afternoon Heat by 1 Eyed Eel

Parramatta moved to 2-1 after a hard fought, scrappy win over the St George Illawarra Dragons

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The "want"

Its not in the who, the why, or the how its in the want. How can  It take 2 front rowers and a large hooker to put down a winger its in the want. How can a so so 2nd rower run thru 3 first up tacklers , side step a 5/8 and get a pass away, its in the want.  How do both second rowers remain on the ground creating space for try's, its in the want. Beyond poor, yes a new team, yes working on combinations. If you believe that effort was acceptable,  if you believe our first up contact was…

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3 Replies · Reply by Snottie Pimpin 5 hours ago
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This is frightning

Today minutes before H/T in Ball one of our own went down, and stayed down.Great concern for the player, while he was being cared for on the ground for 65 minutes.It took that long for the first ambulance to arrive, where the Ambos took over and took all the care necessary to put him a stretcher and finally place him in the second carrier and finally move him off the field and to hospital at a snails pace.This was exactly two hours from the time he was injured! I fear the worst.

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11 Replies · Reply by EA 4 hours ago
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Ragged dolled every week?

It seems to be boys V men entry week watching Parra play. We simply have been ragdolled every week. We have skill with the ball but are always chasing given we are on the back foot.Does the Centre of Excellence have a weights room ... we look weak and unable to match strength with any side. Who is responsible for strength and conditioning?This is hard to watch...

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7 Replies · Reply by Coryn Hughes 6 hours ago
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How are we so Far Behind?

How Are We So Far Behind?Another season outside the top 8—and honestly, it feels like we’re further away than ever.It’s not just that we’re losing games. It’s the gap. The difference between us and the top teams feels like light years. What’s worse is that being “competitive” now gets talked about like it’s some sort of achievement. Since when did that become the standard?As a fan, there’s no confidence week to week. You go into games not knowing what version of the team is going to show up.…

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16 Replies · Reply by Yehez 47 minutes ago
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as Cronulla Sharks have been preparing to go North for the ambush for sometime. Mitchel Moses has been specially fitted with a shark proof vest but there are concerns that even paddling in the surf could be dangerous for Mitch's notorious "shark bait"…

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12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am constantly being left out. They tell me I am getting old and stupid! A man named David call him Poppa, because thats who everyone knows him as maybe suffering from some cognitive issues, he  invited two of his friends over—both of whom were also battling…

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36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15
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Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

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14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
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