Past Events (149)

Date range
June 8, 2026
Monday
  • R14 v Dogs: Monday's King's Birthday Battle

  • Jun 8, 2026 from 4:05pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: Accor Stadium, Sydney
  • Description:

    Monday clashes and Accor Stadium have not been happy hunting grounds for the Eels in recent years.

    Parramatta have lost 7 of their last 9 games at Accor and 3 of their last 4 games against the Bulldogs.

    The Eels also carry the worst injury toll in th

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May 30, 2026
Saturday
  • R13 v Knights: Brown and the Seven-Year-Hoodoo

  • May 30, 2026 from 3:00pm to 11:00pm
  • Location: McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
  • Description:

    Dylan Brown may have extra motivation in Round 13. And it won’t be anything about the Eels Seven-Year Wood on the Knights that culminated in last year's final round 66-10 loss while undermanned. He’ll have a chance to show the Eels why they were wron

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May 16, 2026
Saturday
  • R11 v Storm: Saturday Night, Magic Round

  • May 16, 2026 from 7:45pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: Suncorp, Brisbane
  • Description:

    This is the 7th annual Magic Round Caxton Carnival.

    We’ve lost five of six Magic Round games (16% win rate), conceding an average of 36 points per game.

    That’s actually worse than what we’re leaking this year as the worst defence in the competition.

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May 8, 2026
Friday
  • R10 v Cowboys: Backs to the Wall

  • May 8, 2026 from 8:00pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville
  • Description:

    Form says the Cowboys. History says the Cowboys. The Bookies say the Cowboys. Most will say the Cowboys. 

    The Cowboys have won 6 of their last 7. 

    The Eels have lost 6 of their last 7.

    But the Eels shown fight over the last three weeks, for the first

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March 28, 2026
Saturday
  • R4 vs Panthers: Disrupt the Disruptors?

  • Mar 28, 2026 from 5:30pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: Commbank Stadium, Parramatta
  • Description:

    In tomorrow's Battle Of the West, Vincent Lombardi almost foreshadowed the Panthers sixty years ago when he said, “Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."

     

    The Panthers seemed to have forgotten they're not

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March 12, 2026
Thursday
  • R2 v Broncos: Back on the Horse

  • Mar 12, 2026 from 8:00pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: Suncorp, Brisbane
  • Description:

    Both teams suffered heavy losses in Round 1 and will be looking for redemption.

    The Eels won the last encounter against the Broncos in a nail-biting 22–20 victory at this ground, but they have lost four of the last five games against the hosts.

    Last

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March 5, 2026
Thursday
  • R1 v Storm: It Isn't Just A Game Anymore

  • Mar 5, 2026 from 8:00pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: AAMI Park, Melbourne
  • Description:

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    Verdict Pending. Can the Eels break Bellamy's 23-year undefeated round 1 record? 

    The Footy Gods have aligned a Perfect Storm. 

    Monday, March 2nd. The hearing. Three days later, Thursday night footy. The verdict won't be read in a courtroom. 

     

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July 13, 2024
Saturday
  • R19 v Titans: RCG's Century and A Seven-Year Hoodoo

  • Jul 13, 2024 from 5:30pm to 11:30pm
  • Location: Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast
  • Description:

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    Reagan Campbell-Gillard celebrates his 100th game for the Eels on Saturday night against the Titans at CBUS Stadium in the 26th NRL clash between the two

    Des Hasler's resurgent Titans are seeking 3-straight wins when when they face the struggling Pa

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June 29, 2024
Saturday
  • R17 v Knights: The Battle of the Battlers

  • Jun 29, 2024 from 5:30pm to 11:30pm
  • Location: McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
  • Description:

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    Both Trent Barrett and Adam O’Brien expressed pride and frustration in their teams’ bravery in their tight round 15 losses against top-tier teams and their lowly position on the ladder.

    The Eels have not lost to the Knights for five years. They have

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June 10, 2024
Monday
  • R14 v Dogs: The King's 200th

  • Jun 10, 2024 from 4:00pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: Accor Stadium, Sydney
  • Description:

    Next Monday we honour the King's 200th NRL game on the King's Birthday Monday game.

    And what could be better than to come up against our traditional rivals, the Dogs?

    Another win. Two straight.

    We have not won two straight in about a year, since R12-

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May 30, 2024
Thursday
  • R13 v Sharks: Smoked Eels anyone?

  • May 30, 2024 from 7:45pm to 11:45pm
  • Location: CommBank Stadium, Sydney
  • Description:

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    Round 13 against the table-topling Sharks is shaping up as a case of from the disastrously bad to even worse for the hapless Eels trapped in Dante's Inferno.

    Have the Eels hit bottom-rock yet? Any lower and they'll be falling through the arse-end of

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May 25, 2024
Saturday
  • R12 v Souths: Down the Dark Rabbit Hole

  • May 25, 2024 from 7:35pm to 11:35pm
  • Location: Accor Stadium, Sydney
  • Description:

    Both the Eels and Rabbits, languishing in 14th and 17th last-place, have been free-falling down a Rabbit hole without a parachute since circa mid-last year. Both have the two worst defences in the competition this year.

    It’s led to the sackings of bo

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May 19, 2024
Sunday
  • Magic Round 11 v Melbourne: In the Eye Of the Storm

  • May 19, 2024 from 12:10pm to 11:55pm
  • Location: Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
  • Description:

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    Magic Round is upon us with the largest crowds and biggest stage outside Origin and the Grand Finals.

    This will be the fifth Magic Round since its 2019 inception. The Eels have only won once. The Storm twice.

    The Eels won' fondly remember the first

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