Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

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      • The heshe maybe is the new Adam and Eve rival in howl we were created and how we may end. There have been some voices that have been dismissed vigorously as being a conspiracy theory that vaccines can affect your DNA. The vaccine n like any other needs to be monitored over the long term --10 to 15 years. The suggestion is that it could make women infertile which would have a major impact on life on earth.I am not trying to scare people not to take the vaccine when it becomes available.I will probably take it if the risk spreads to my area.

        Where ever there is a positive there is also a negative. That is in everything you do. No doubt the powers that be will as they are doing now dismiss it as a conspiracy.Realistically though it is all about risk levels.High or low? Has Science had enough time to evaluate it or is it panic that is guiding Governments?

        • Go check UN Agenda 21 plus their sustainable population policies.

          Then follow The Money Trail.

           

  • Dusty Springfield may be able to enlighten you a little more, or even Dustin Hoffman.!!

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    • Have you thought of joining a Buddhist  meditation group  Slugg? 

  • A lady who is 75 years old just graduated with a law  degree. What does that tell you about the human spirit. If you could live  your life again where would you have liked to  go with it. 

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