Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

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                • Cute and cuddly--- HOE. what happened to him

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              • I agree Browny it is cruel. to have dogs stand on their hind legs for long periods. The Photo of my dog is a suit he was given as a Christmas present last year with compliments from one of my daughters ..His front feet are actually touching the ground. The two arms on top are fake..It blew me away trying to figure out what I was seeing..

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  • "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation."
    "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
    1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
    2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
    3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
    5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
    6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
    7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
    9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
    10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
    11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
    12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
    13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
    14. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
    15. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
    16. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
    17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
    19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
    20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
    21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
    22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
    23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
    24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
    26. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
    27. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
    Words of Wisdom:
    "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
    • lots of fertile material to play with there Sir Col.

      • My wife constantly tells me I have a fertile mind - "You're full of IT, Col"

        • How much IT do you have?

          • Sir Col best answer to Fishbulb is dunno

          • Evidently a never ending supply fishy.

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