Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

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        • Bugger--Poppa I looked at the form guide for the Cox plate and checked the prices.12 /1 Sir Dragonet.Picked it but had no bet. Story of my life. Would have put a couple of dollars on it.

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        • Which is far more sensible than betting on Russian Roulette.

          • i wonder what we would be feeling right now if we were playing today.

  • Where have all the comments in this blog disappeared to? All I get is a blank page.

  • As a 16/17 year old you want to bulk up to look good/tough maybe as a 60 year old you want to be the opposite for the same reason 

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