Joke of the week

Man and he wife sitting watching tv then Lady go oh my God i pain in the belly she goes again oh my God i got a pain in the belly

Husband say to the dr there is a new dr just two house down from here go to see him and tell them you in pain

So she does then about half hour later she come back slammed the door and throws her self down

And her husband say did you get bad news

She said NO i didnt the dr told me to take off all my clothes off lay down on the table with my legs open

He was looking between my legs and said gee that looks nice i like to full that up with ice-cream and lick it all up so i jumped up and got dressed come home

The husband said.. DID HE SAY THAT THE DIRTY CUNT WILL IM GOING TO SEE HIM ABOUT THAT

as he walk to the door he stop and thinking for a sec and then he walk back and sat down next to hes wife she looked at at him and said

I throught you were going to see the dr

The husband said ye i was but any man can eat that much ice-cream is to big for me

This is one of my all time favourites

Danny cannot make his wife orgasm, so he goes to the doctor for some advice...

He goes to the doctor and says, "Look, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it's a real problem."

The doctor says, "Well, is it too warm?"

"Yes, it's absolutely sweltering"

"Then get an air conditioner"

"I can't afford air conditioner doc, I'm too poor"

"Well, Danny, do you have a good friend, I mean a real close friend?"

"Yeah, I've got a close friend, Frank"

"Well, ask your friend Frank to stand over you and your wife with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help."

So, Danny asks Frank for this favor, who then agrees to help him. That night, Danny is in bed with his wife, pounding away with Frank fanning them with the towel but it's doing nothing for her.

Danny says, "Well this isn't working, let's swap." So Danny takes the towel and starts wafting Frank, who is now making love to Danny's wife. Not long after, Danny's wife goes "Oooh... oh that's it, I'm about to cum, I'm going to cum!" And has the biggest squirt you've ever seen.

Frank and Danny's wife both look awkwardly at Danny , then a after a uncomfortable silence ,

Danny shouts, triumphantly, "You see, Frank?! That's how you waft a fucking towel!"

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Uncle Wizards Sleeve indigenous elder He/Him November 27, 2022 at 9:30pm

This is one of my all time favourites

Danny cannot make his wife orgasm, so he goes to the doctor for some advice...

He goes to the doctor and says, "Look, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it's a real problem."

The doctor says, "Well, is it too warm?"

"Yes, it's absolutely sweltering"

"Then get an air conditioner"

"I can't afford air conditioner doc, I'm too poor"

"Well, Danny, do you have a good friend, I mean a real close friend?"

"Yeah, I've got a close friend, Frank"

"Well, ask your friend Frank to stand over you and your wife with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help."

So, Danny asks Frank for this favor, who then agrees to help him. That night, Danny is in bed with his wife, pounding away with Frank fanning them with the towel but it's doing nothing for her.

Danny says, "Well this isn't working, let's swap." So Danny takes the towel and starts wafting Frank, who is now making love to Danny's wife. Not long after, Danny's wife goes "Oooh... oh that's it, I'm about to cum, I'm going to cum!" And has the biggest squirt you've ever seen.

Frank and Danny's wife both look awkwardly at Danny , then a after a uncomfortable silence ,

Danny shouts, triumphantly, "You see, Frank?! That's how you waft a fucking towel!"
- Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > Uncle Wizards Sleeve indigenous elder He/Him November 27, 2022 at 10:07pm
  
  bwahahahaha!!!
- Mick > Uncle Wizards Sleeve indigenous elder He/Him November 27, 2022 at 11:46pm
  
  Lol that's a gold standard joke! Very good.
- Kurupt - Sofa King Annoyed > Uncle Wizards Sleeve indigenous elder He/Him November 28, 2022 at 7:19am
  
  Lmao
- Kramerica > Uncle Wizards Sleeve indigenous elder He/Him November 28, 2022 at 8:49am
  
  https://youtu.be/I-U5VvhtxXY