There has been a lot of serious shit been on here lately and in the spirit of the great man that invented "Hot Dog" blogs I would like to start a discussion about intelligent people!

To start with I looked at the site leaders in the intellectual stakes....namely Pauly Pauly and El Patron (the cut and paste master from the ABC).

Then I thought they would probably like to make their own contributions, so here's a warm up with a lessor intellectual that I'm sure somebody will be able to match. His name was Einstein!

 

He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that he married his cousin,

Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.

At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because
she was so well endowed".

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large
breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as....


Einstein’s Theory of "Relative Titty."

Oh, stop moaning!

I don't write this shit, I receive it from my warped friends
and then send it on to you....... Hopefully a few of you maybe able to offer some higher quality shit than my offering??????


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  • 4523855288?profile=RESIZE_400xEinstein wasn't the  only German genius. In 1870 a German immigrant named Charles Feltman opened the first hot dog stand on Coney Island New York. He sold over 3,600 frankfurters (in a bun) that year. The rest is history.

     

  • In the US 20 billion hotdogs are consumed each year. 

    • What do you mean a Tad unfair with the Supremo? I can't include all the addicts!

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  • Pop, I think you have been a tad unfair to El Patrón. He's not the only copy and paste addict he's one of many. 

    • it's just that Vince would have felt so left off if I didn't include him!

      maybe we need more colour.....can't you drag Idi Amin over here?

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