IF IT WASNT TRUE IT WOULD BE FUNNY

I post a bit on this site because I am a staunch Parra supporter. So I have taken a bit of a setback lately. On the 06/02/2020 I was driving and blacked out/ heart attack , veered off the road and hit a pole ,writing off my car , almost running over a off duty Paramedic walking down the footpath. The Paramedic pulls me out of the car and resuscitates me and here I am still standing.Being 62 I don't believe I am that old.Going back a ways I was 18 when I drowned and was pulled from the surf and resuscitated. At 18.5 yrs.' I tempted the gods again when I took a strong electric shock which threw me 15feet/ I landed on my feet and kept on working. At 19 yrs old I was bashed by 4 men who didn't like the fact that my girlfriend was a prostitute and she stopped living with her pimp to live with me. The first I new of that was when a man pulled out a revolver and threatened me on the street. I pretty much clubbed him senseless with it. Anyway , his mates caught up with me.3 weeks in hospital for me. Anyone who knows their RL history - one of the 4 men was a cousin of a South Sydney player - this man had shot a policeman.It took me a while to settle down and I thought it was the go to drink 1.5 bottles of Scotch and go to bed straight. I didn't know I was killing myself. The Scotch damaged my Liver and now my Liver doesn't like to process the Cholesterol. So this heart attack is number 2 - the last one was 5 yrs ago.Life goes on. I run 3 klm a day , walk the dog a couple more. Its as though nothing has happened. Oh yes it has. I do more exercise now.So my Heart Specialist has me on 4 months suspension of work. Ok fair enough. So the Virus comes around. So what you ask?. I apply for Medical Benefits. I start the application on 12/02/2020 and when they finally get to it , 23/03/2020, they tell me they don't have Medical Benefits anymore after 20/02/2020 and now I need to reapply on Newstart. Newstart says that my application should finish processing on 15/04/2020. 7 weeks now no income.So getting back to my story. I nearly run over the Paramedic who revives me. And sincerely I thank him. Why have I been bought back this time?. My wife says I am too stubborn to die or that the way I am going to die hasn't been invented yet. Funnily enough I told my doctor that I think there is a court case in there somewhere, all I have to do is prove that I was going to be better off dead.I'm not going anywhere until Parra wins another premiership.

"I used to think Flanagan was the one to get parra over the line. Dragons will definitely get better if they get the players, but why would you let the best player you have walk? I'm glad he didn't come here now. "

"A heap on here said he couldn't play and were pissed off we had rumors of chasing him. I kept trying to explain he is talented as and a few years ago when he was happy he was killing it. Glad he has found that already this year. Can't wait to see…"

"We've had an issue of Brown not playing how he should due to organising. Now we have a named a Halfback and still will be organising.
But at the end of the day it doesn't matter if you cannot defend and don't have the attitude, you are right Coryn."

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Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" April 2, 2020 at 10:13pm

This blog got me thinking.

Everyone has a story, some good, some bad and at times people see the need to share theirs for whatever reason.

One day each year we are supposed to say to all and sundry R U OK, so why not on other days?

Some of us feel like we are having a whinge when we open up about some of the not so delicious moments in our lives while others may simply need a bit of reassurance that things will mostl likely improve with persistence.

Thanks for sharing this Don, and if I was to give you one piece to take with you I would say - Keep smiling, because once you lose the ability to smile (or laugh) you have lost absolutely everything.

Well done mate.
- MeelK > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" April 2, 2020 at 10:22pm
  
  Great post col.
  - HECTOR WONG > MeelK April 2, 2020 at 10:40pm
    
    Great to have a blog where we are not ripping into each other and people can bond together.thanks Don and everybody else . Hope we all can turn the corner with everything that is going on in our lives at the moment.all the best to everybody
Parra fan on The Hill April 3, 2020 at 4:33am

Great story, mate. You... I'd defo like to have some beers with.

Hang in there. We've got a premierships to win in the next few years.
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Parra fan on The Hill April 3, 2020 at 10:42am
  
  Isolation getting to you Parra fan?
  
  We have been leading the comp all this year - this could be the one mate.
  - Parra fan on The Hill > Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" April 3, 2020 at 4:09pm
    
    I'm still good for now. Still working which is keeping me sane. I've sent the family to the village (of about 50 residents) so the kids can get out. I see them once week which means it is nice and quiet all the time. I no longer have to umpire little bitch fights!!! :)
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" April 3, 2020 at 12:56pm

I'm still here.
Parra fan on The Hill April 3, 2020 at 4:28pm

Pensioners still gather like King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table for their daily chit chat in Kalabaka/Greece.

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