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When life imitates art

Started May 18 0 Replies

At the moment ,our glorious Parra excels at one thing.... failing.There was a much underappreciated  Ben Elton/ Rowan Atkinson comedy in the mid 90s called "The Thin Blue Line".It was p*ss funny and…Continue

My new favourite youtube,neck-bearded bogan

Posted this blog. Last reply by MOFF Mar 6 1 Reply

I'm trying to make orf-season hay while the pre-season sun still shines.As an addendum to my cyclist blog a few weeks back,I thought I'd share the thoughts of a hairy,Novacastrian bogan.I just found…Continue

Who would you consider turning gay for?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Brett Allen Feb 20 42 Replies

If someone put a gun to your head and threatened to pull the trigger unless you banged someone of the same sex,who would you turn for? For me it would have to be a young Sebastian Bach.Let's face…Continue

Should certain roads be verboten to lycra clad f*ckwits,sorry...cyclists?

Posted this blog. Last reply by Tin Tim Feb 13 36 Replies

Now, I enjoy a good ride,but I like to use quiet back streets and dedicated cycle ways,of which there are many.With the new 1 metre rule it is only a matter of time before some nutter totally loses…Continue


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Latest Activity

Tom Laios replied to Bazza ‘Captain Guth' B's discussion 'Eels launch internal probe'
"The only probes our glorious leaders need are of the anal variety."
Tom Laios replied to Goose's discussion 'That soccer game will do me'
"Soccer is gayer than the afer-Mardi Gras sexathon in a gay's bedroom. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Tom Laios replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion 'Has there ever been a dumber team ever?'
"Oh,were we playing tonight? I take it we got smashed again? At least I got my work done tonight without the aggravation of watching the most clueless bunch of dumb c*nts ever to wear the Parra jersey,as beautiful as it is this season."
Jun 15
Tom Laios replied to MURRKNN's discussion 'RIP anthoney bourdian.'
"Been there,and I can't agree more about it getting better."
Jun 9
Tom Laios replied to Bert de Naturál✌™'s discussion 'Bernie Gurr 44.55m Interview on TCT'
"For you ,Frank."
Jun 7
Tom Laios replied to Parramatta Tragic's discussion 'Slugg is not well'
"Get well soon Slugg.I hope it is only a short stint on the sideline for you."
Jun 5
Tom Laios replied to Tin Tim's discussion 'Rumour from the sports show.'
"Give it to them mate.If TCT were any more positive towards BA, BA's missus will have grounds to divorce him for infidelity.We all support this club,but The Cumberland Tossers have their lips surgically grafted to BA's posterior."
Jun 4
Tom Laios replied to colin hussey's discussion 'Misfiring Eels promise forensic review'
"Why has it taken this long Bernard for you to get off your arse and order this investigation?Too little,too late."
Jun 3
Tom Laios replied to Sir SuperEel 22 Hail King Arthur's discussion 'Official matchday blog: Eels vs Knights'
"I prefer Rubens or Da Vinci for my Renaissance artists."
Jun 2
Tom Laios replied to Burty Boy's discussion 'Jarryd Hayne rape lawsuit reportedly headed to trial'
"As long as no coffee is involved,I'm sure Hayne will be fine."
Jun 1
Tom Laios replied to Mack's discussion 'Orf season blog'
"I'm no brand junkie.My guitar collection has gotten out of control.For 20 years I had a 12 string acoustic and a 1987 Kramer striker (has since been re-sprayed and signed by Judas Priest).Then in 1998 I bought a Yamaha RG,a nylon string…"
May 26
Tom Laios replied to Ed's discussion 'Get Bennett!'
"Give Skeletor a crack.If even he can't get our team of Grade A1 Gumbies to perform,then no-one can."
May 23
Tom Laios replied to Poppa's discussion 'What constitutes a disease and what is contagion?'
"Pops ,the solution is Sylvester Stallone's character "Cobra"..His famous line "You're the disease,and I'm the cure!".He was referring to criminal scumbags. That is what we need.A Cobra-like outsider to come in,and…"
May 20
Tom Laios replied to Bert de Naturál✌™'s discussion 'Next 5..... Next move?'
"With the help of a Ouija board,I believe Jack Gibson is available. Hell a dry dog turd from Parramatta Park would have as much success as BA>"
May 19
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May 18
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When life imitates art

At the moment ,our glorious Parra excels at one thing.... failing.There was a much underappreciated  Ben Elton/ Rowan Atkinson comedy in the mid 90s called "The Thin Blue Line".It was p*ss funny and ranks amongst the finest of British comedies.This episode revolves around the local soccer team,the Gasforth Blues,a side even worse than Parra.Rowan(Inspector Fowler) typifies the archetypal Parra unicorn,he likes to watch his team play and " feel a bit sad".Watch this episode and have a laugh.2018…See More
May 18

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Favourite Player/s:
Hindmarsh,Hayne,Morgan ,Gower,Mau,Semi and the Crabman(nah,just kidding on that last one)
Favourite Eels Moment/s
The great teams of the 80s,meeting Brett Kenny on a flight
Do/have you play footy (If so for who, when, position, etc)?
What changes would you make if you were Eels coach
Encourage players to offload more.It may be risky but it can't be worse than the way they are playing now,Fine missed tackles $100,increase tackling practice,and coat the ball in KY jelly to acclimatise the players to a wet slippery ball.
What changes would you make if you were Eels CEO?
Sack myself
Favourite music/movies/tv shows:
Metal(Thrash and 80s),Rock,Classical and Greek.Fawlty Towers.League of Gentlemen,South Park.The Adventures of Ford Fairlane,
3 Random Facts About Me
Ex-weightlifter,Born in Greece,keen musician(Guitar and Keyboards).Just taken up and hooked on golf.Back into Olympic weightlifting

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At 2:15pm on January 25, 2018, the wollongong EEL said…

Hi Tom,

thanks for sharing about your weight loss story so inspiring. I would love to have a chat with you if possible. Do you have an email address I can contact you or phone number?

At 11:50am on January 12, 2018, Snake said…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMY!!! hope its a great one bro

At 10:06am on January 12, 2017, Snake said…

happy birthday tommy!!! hope its a great one bro.


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