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  Prof. Daz July 9, 2020 at 10:49am

  I think it must be because of the rabid pinko pc unemployed green fascist cucked sjw leftie scum and the way they deride and insult the salt of the earth dish washing employed proper values rational thinking right wingers. That's not very inviting. Come back Wiz, we lefty scum promise to be better behaved, more civil and open hearted, less judgemental, and to accept with a smile whatever is said. We are not worthy. Please save the site. From us. 
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      Prof. Daz July 9, 2020 at 6:01pm

      Oh yeah, arrogant pricks too. Thanks for reminding me Poppa ... but you know I already knew that, right? Hahahaha stab-myself-in-the-eye funny
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            Prof. Daz July 9, 2020 at 9:29pm

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNt5FnMK2sM
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                Prof. Daz July 9, 2020 at 10:50pm

                https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA
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                    Prof. Daz July 10, 2020 at 12:10pm

                    

                    Ya know, Slugg, I knew if you came on board with the songs you would trip yourself up.
                    The Fool on the Hill is McCartney's song about a person who appears to act foolish but his foolish ways in fact display great wisdom. 

                    Thanks, Slugg. Compliment accepted! I dare you to reply. 
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                    Prof. Daz July 10, 2020 at 1:52pm

                    Wa, wa wa, Slugg. You act like a troll, take pot shots, and then when I tell you to stick it, you cry about it. You're free not to associate with me. Though I'm wondering how you missed that was the point?
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                    Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > Prof. Daz July 10, 2020 at 2:03pm

                    Its the exact other way around Daz, you take pot shots at Sluggy, he defends himself and you cry victim, as you always do.

                     
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                    Prof. Daz > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 10, 2020 at 2:05pm

                    All it takes to get to your view, Snake, is that a rock once skimmed the earth and left the dinosaurs and we now live in that alternate reality and what you said matches it. Thx for the reminder 
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    Kramerica > Prof. Daz July 9, 2020 at 3:01pm

    

    Most full on lefties are also morbidly obese - you left that bit out Daz. I'm talking about the girls - they're generally massive rigs who dye thier hair some bright shade of red, green or blue to distract us from the fact that Stretch Armstrong wouldn't be able to get his arms around their massive waists. And all that shit in their faces - nose rings, piercings - what the feck is the resoning in trying to make an already ugly head even uglier?. Tattoos - what is the rationale behind sticking feminine butterfly and dolphin tattoos on frumpy, soft, pastey, dimpley obese tuck shop arms or a back with more rolls than a baker's shop - who the feck want's to be looking at that?

    And why do all these fat lefty chicks have really, really skinny boyfriends with chicken wing arms, sunken chests and legs like a flamingo? It's pretty clear that their gals are hogging all the carbs and protein. Only lesbian leftiers let their partners have food. It's an outrage.

    #skinny male lives matter too.
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      Prof. Daz > Kramerica July 9, 2020 at 6:04pm

      

      Kram, you forget that we blind dumb wannabe-stateless arts-degreed thus poor lefties are also total egaliatarian wankers. We'll fuck anything. Hell we'd even fuck you. Not Snake, as even we have standards, but when they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, well remember we're blind so it's all good. 
      #freelove