I can’t dance I never could

Even when I could still walk I couldn't dance. I wanted to be as good as Fred Astaire but James Cagney would have been ok. 

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  • Your dancing like Astaire between the ears Slugg.  You walked the walk , talked the talk and you universally regarded as a great bloke. Not more you want in life I reckon. Never met you but I swear one day I want to buy you a beer and listen to your cracking sense of humour.  Take care old fella.

    • That would be great as long as don't mention past and present US presidents

      • AOC ... future. 
        I didn't break the rule! LOL

    • When have yo ever bought anyone a beer?  You have the deepest pockets of anyone I know.  LOL


      • Yeah, but you can get away with things like that on the net EE.

        I would love to buy you a beer, just like I want to buy brissy a beer (and push a few of his buttons)

        The problem is you will say coming up to QueeRZland is way too far for you so I am off the hook. lol

        Ever heard the saying, "We must do lunch sometime."

        Translation: we both know this is crap but it gives me a warm fuzzy having said it. *sigh

        • No need to worry about QLD Col, I live on the GC now, but yep, get your point.  Dinner? LOL

  • LOL  E.E .... just a battler from Western Sydney just trying to make a go of his life.   If I could string two words togethr, I I would be busking wih two milk crates anf pots mf pans outside Westfied Blacktown wih SLUGGY lead vocal, Our special person looks would  get us enough for an ALDI Six pack  ... lol 

    • Sluggy is a good fella. Just having a friendly stir at you brother. You two busking would be a sight to see.  In fact, not sure I could erase it from my memory.  Of course, because it would be THAT DAMNED GOOD!


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