This is a football blog because it is hypothetically happening on the Magic Weekend Round!
Are you as moral as you think you are?
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
You are in Queensland, Suncorp Stadium
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster
You're trying to shoot career-making photos......Bill shorten has flown in for a photo opportunity.....he loves a disaster!
There are footballs,kicking tees, and other things swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Suddenly you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It's Bill Shorten !! and two accountants trying to explain the costings for labour's upcoming "spendathon".
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him and them under forever.
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Bill Shorten or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the countries most most powerful men hell bent on destruction, union power and destroying everyone's way of life!
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.
"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?" Answer.......................................................
Think carefully and then breathe normally, the disaster is over and Parra beats Melbourne that night......one minutes silence for the two accountants who are actually Forest Rangers down to count the Black Throated Finch......a mistake easily made under the circumstances when your determined to never let the facts spoil the story.
God Save the Parramatta Rugby League team because nobody will save Bill Shorten.......Gough Whitlam once said something similar....but he had values.